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Waterface

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  1. Cool event-less former post-consulting firm employment South Bay work bro story, bro. Sounds like your secondary option was pretty poorly conceived too. Mebbe you should've grabbed your clients' cocks in hand and pitched a start-up in their pants, amirite?
  2. There's no way Patterson doesn't have a corkscrew butt plug in his huge ass during that interview.
  3. Well, if the NFL ever expanded to Guam, the island might just tip on over.
  4. Don't fucking tell me what to do, you and your shit opinion
  5. Guys, what if Craig James killed, I dunno, like six or seven hookers? Mebbe more in his zeal. Then memes would be wrong and shit. That motherfucker's license plate posted above would be wrong - everything would be wrong. And each of those six or seven+ hookers are some father's daughter, so accuracy is important.
  6. Lincoln Riley has a weird-looking cock that close male friends often say resembles an onion bulb.
  7. Why can't we focus on Kansas AND start sucking each other's dicks? The mind and the eye can operate independently of the mouth.
  8. Excuse me, sirs, but your pussies seem a little tight and I'm concerned that they won't fully take the loss.
  9. We're gonna fucking win, despite Jett Duffey going all Super-Saiyan.
  10. Yeah, we're gonna win this game. Then drop one of Tech or I Owe A Steak.
  11. Kenny Hill looks like a paunchy version of The Weeknd. Also, TCU water bottle attendant who shadows Patterson is pure smoke.
  12. What if Maryland swoops in and surprise schedules us to play them on one of our TWO bye weeks? What then?
  13. Let us all pray that Sam's hand heals in time for Stillwater. His hand. What with his hand injury and all. Hand.
  14. Let the man suck dick. A man's gotta suck dick, 'specially a determined dick sucking man. He's liberated when doing so - who are we to deny him that liberated, flesh-in-cheek feeling? Let the man suck dick. I'll go as far as going on record saying that that man should be allowed to suck dick.
  15. Let's fucking forego consent and football win them in their resistant asses, legs all curled up defensively and such.
  16. Mebbe you could go on a grandly pearled voyage to fuck yourself?
  17. Look at the back of this guy's fucking head
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