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Waterface

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  1. Breasts very far apart, like opposing magnets, wayward lizard eyes…
  2. Depends on what color crayon you use
  3. You know how I know you're occasionally pro-death penalty?
  4. He certainly has the stomach tattoo for it.
  5. If I have to see one more camera shot of Thibodeaux with his stupid hat and cocaine glasses, I will keep watching this otherwise compelling game and angrily complaining about having to see shots of Kayvon Thibodeaux on the sideline with his stupid hat and cocaine glasses.
  6. From the banks of the Serchio, coming to terms with the prospect of 1AM alarm clock beers... FIGHT!
  7. It’s ok, Bijan will trip forward over Okafor’s feet for two yards after a blown up interior running play on second down, and then Washington will surely create separation and haul in the sideline bomb thrown by a scrambling QB outside the pocket on 3rd and 11. We’ll be fine.
  8. Clearly rolling out the red carpets for recruits and subsequently knocking their visits out of the park is not sufficient. Time will tell if hanging around the rim is successful.
  9. Watch out for those pesky Russians. Or Germans. Either way.
  10. Tebus, for being an epic alcoholic, age adjusted, Sarkisian looks like a spring lamb. Flood has the cancro leopard face, Gideon the sex disease, Milwee the post-timber head barren. No normal faces, and that's ok.
  11. Pedernales River Fisting Expedition would be a killer band name.
  12. It's only this way for most guys because they're too proud.
  13. Caden Sterns is the worst starting player on the team. Rivaled only by Brewer.
  14. If a PAWG knocks boots in the bathroom with The Rattler, is she still thot of?
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