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Lone Star Horn

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  1. secsecsec physical defense my not so hairy brown ass
  2. very nice pick on that underthrow
  3. / They sposed 2 b secsecsec /pic
  4. they have those in Texas also
  5. hell yes, she can whistle, gargle and recite the alphabet with both balls in her mouth. she's talented
  6. I believe the medical term is ballsaholic, she can put both balls in her mouth
  7. ok, definitely not the penhold grip
  8. We all pretty much hold the paddle facing up, so I guess more of a handshake grip.
  9. Well, we're definitely amateurs, no way in hell that I'm spending more for "blades" than I did for the damn table. Like I said, just for family fun. I have no idea what either of those grips are. This is just for family fun, we aren't even thinking of playing that hard. We're just having fun and getting some aerobic workout as we do so. The paddles linked earlier are good enough for what we need, thanks for your input.
  10. "but what if it's custom tailored with your name on it?" says icono
  11. LOL, good thing it's in the gameroom. Thanks shnsajax, that looks like a pair we can use for a while until we get good enough to require an upgrade.
  12. Just got a new table tennis table for the family, inexpensive, came with 2 crappy paddles. Does anyone know what brand of paddles is decent? Don't want to spend too much, $20ish for 2 should be ok, until we get good enough to really need a true upgrade. Thanks
  13. yeah right, like you know how to make any woman cum.
  14. Elementary and Middle schools have staggered start/end times, School speed zones cover both, since they are in the same area.
  15. Steam Winter Sale until 1/3
  16. i got an espresso/cappuccino maker from the wife and daughter. from my sister and niece, I got a Longhorn beer mug, a Mr. Potato Head (Storm Trooper) and a t-shirt, it has my daughter's name on it and says, "i am your father" with a pic of Darth Vader parents got me a bottle of Macallan 12 it was a good day
  17. so, the wife is slumming and he d-cupgraded
  18. he needs a swift kick in the ass and to be told to sit the fuck up
  19. hell, he's been doing Christmas since the first one, so yeah, plenty of experience
  20. "you can unfuck???" says aggy while thinking about that sheep from last night
  21. thanks futureman
  22. ok, first time watching HP, the helmet stickers, they have footballs, stars, skulls and pride. different meaning for each?
  23. provide the weed and booze?
  24. is it silk or lace that would slow him down?
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