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Lone Star Horn

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  1. Just got a new table tennis table for the family, inexpensive, came with 2 crappy paddles. Does anyone know what brand of paddles is decent? Don't want to spend too much, $20ish for 2 should be ok, until we get good enough to really need a true upgrade. Thanks
  2. yeah right, like you know how to make any woman cum.
  3. Elementary and Middle schools have staggered start/end times, School speed zones cover both, since they are in the same area.
  4. Steam Winter Sale until 1/3
  5. i got an espresso/cappuccino maker from the wife and daughter. from my sister and niece, I got a Longhorn beer mug, a Mr. Potato Head (Storm Trooper) and a t-shirt, it has my daughter's name on it and says, "i am your father" with a pic of Darth Vader parents got me a bottle of Macallan 12 it was a good day
  6. so, the wife is slumming and he d-cupgraded
  7. he needs a swift kick in the ass and to be told to sit the fuck up
  8. hell, he's been doing Christmas since the first one, so yeah, plenty of experience
  9. "you can unfuck???" says aggy while thinking about that sheep from last night
  10. thanks futureman
  11. ok, first time watching HP, the helmet stickers, they have footballs, stars, skulls and pride. different meaning for each?
  12. provide the weed and booze?
  13. is it silk or lace that would slow him down?
  14. I believe so, he had a 5 year deal, coached was here 3, has been there 2.
  15. so you're showing that, yes they will?
  16. tell his aggy ass that if he paid for the gas, a room at the embassy suites in college station , $75/day per diem, and $300/hr travel time and time at "ceremony" that you might consider it. if it's that important to him, he'd pay for your time.
  17. Hah, my aunt does this to pick up her grandson, which she does daily. Why? Because he wants to be the first one picked up, and doesn't want to wait. I've told my mom to tell her sister to tell him to "suck it up, buttercup" but I don't think the message is getting forwarded.
  18. as if hamm could do any banging. he's the bangee, not the banger
  19. AAAAAAAAAAAUUUUUUGGGGGGHHHHHHHH!!!!!
  20. that was a good little wrap up.
  21. yeah, i don't think he was flopping on that last one
  22. fif cool hand luke
  23. yeah, my wife (no pics) told me that all her friends on facebook have been "splooshing" when talking about Momoa
  24. and she'll be riding Wildfire?
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