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Lone Star Horn

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  1. fify bro
  2. a non-violated goat would be best, so don't get one from college station
  3. just wanted to say "FUCK the window cougars and the red cougars."
  4. Vic was getting ready to climb onto one of his cholas. He asked, "is it ok to turn off the lights?" She asked, "why, are you shy?" Vic says "no, i just don't want to burn my ass"
  5. East bound and down, loaded up and truckin', We're gonna do what they say can't be done. We've got a long way to go and a short time to get there. I'm east bound, just watch ol' "Bandit" run.
  6. HA enjoy the warmth while you can. Once she gets older, and menopause hits (now I have no idea if it's possible for a woman to be opposite this, but this is my limited experience). It will all be too hot, she'll want to move to a cooler area, maybe San Diego, where's it's nice. The home AC will be running at 72, if you're lucky, all day and night. As soon as you get in the car, she'll start whining about it not getting cold enough, fast enough, you need to get the car AC fixed, because dammit, it's not cooling fast enough on a 90+ degree day.
  7. I don't always drink beer, but when I do I make sure my gut hangs over the seat of my chair. Charlie Weis FUPA?
  8. Yes, but you have to pay a seperate handling fee.
  9. ^^^ It's all scheduling, if the previous flight is late, that throws off the schedule for the incoming plane. The reason there's no gate for the arriving plane is that the gate it's supposed to go to is occupied by a plane that is running late. Their schedules are so close, especially at the busy airports, that there are rarely any open gates for more time than it takes to taxi one plane away from and one plane to the gate.
  10. He had nothing to live for, why not use his skill to take out scumbags. His way of dealing with the lost of his family. plus, yeah, being stuck in mizery alone.
  11. Punisher says Hi. yeah, I know he lost his family due to crossfire in a gang war.
  12. Well, even though he is Captain America, maybe he wasn't worthy to wield Mjolnir in Ultron. When he did lift it, he was definitely worthy.
  13. The Chronicle can kiss my ass. The street is named after the river, like the rest of the north/south streets in the same area. The river was named by the Spanish, so there is no loop at the end, it is "lup-e" Same for San Antonio, named by the Spanish for Saint Anthony of Padua.
  14. 1. Kid was from Iron Man 3, as stated earlier in this thread. 2. Many of the Asgardians had gotten away from Thanos, half of those were snapped away. Those that showed up were a combination of those that got away and those that had settled in New Asgard
  15. They did explain that it would big mistake to change history, everything had to go on as it was. It wasn't "just because Tony Stark had a daughter". They had to snap all back to the current moment.
  16. Daughter and I both really enjoyed it. I'm going to watch it again later this week.
  17. Sorry bro, if I get a text when I'm driving, no way I'm texting back. I'm calling you to see what you want.
  18. on a Mac and didn't use eWorld?? for shame..
  19. If your soda has caffeine, that would do it.
  20. /csb time, Long ago, in my early teens, cousins and I are learning how to water ski. We're told not to hold on to the rope if we fall. One of my cousins goes first and yes, he holds on to the rope, getting dragged underwater for a bit before he lets go. My turn, when I feel myself start to fall, I not only let go of the rope, but i make sure i toss it away as I fall. Once the boat comes back to pick me up, everyone is laughing, apparently I tossed the rope so far it almost made it into the boat. Hey, I told them, I wanted to make sure that rope was nowhere near me.
  21. Well, as you get older, (not Brat old, but over 50) it tends to get tougher to hold it. During most 2 hour movies, I don't do anything special. I piss right before the movie, however I drink a large drink during the movie. I have to hold it, but make it to the end of the movie before having to piss. This one will require some planning. I'm going to have to stop drinking about an hour before the movie, piss right before walking into the theater, and not drink during the movie. I may be thirsty at the end, but should be able to make it without having to run to the pisser right after.
  22. Come on MS, that's just harsh, that's way too small to be her dildo.
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