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Capt. Squints

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  1. "Inflation is transitory" The cocksucker should have acted sooner.
  2. Nice rack and all, but there's no question that she would cook a bunny.
  3. No one else would take it.
  4. Isn't Iowa where the Mustard Museum is? And the world's largest ball of twine? When I get back from the FL Keys, I'm heading to Iowa with guarded anticipation.
  5. In 2020, the current Alabama kicker was a perfect 98 for 98 in field goals and extra points and a first team All American. Last year he was 10 for 13 in field goals. and missed one of 58 extra points. Do better.
  6. She was born without a tongue, Clark. But don't you worry about her, she whistles like a bird and eats like a horse.
  7. The Best Years of Our Lives on TCM right now. Top 5 for me.
  8. I always heard the same thing. She was probably the boarder who ratted out Klaatu.
  9. She cheated in the pickle contest iirc. Bitch made Andy sell his lucky fishing gear because she just had to have a mink stole because Clara got one. She probably molested Opie.
  10. Eugene Levy did a fine turn as Floyd. If you're a fan of SCTV, check out Joe Flaherty doing Quincy, M.E. where he autopsies Sylvester the Cat. Fucking priceless. I fucking hate Aunt Bea with a passion.
  11. A young ( or old, idgaf) Kim Basinger. Margot Robbie for the trifecta.
  12. Death by quicksand would kind of suck. What happened to "Iggy' Ignatowski on Iwo Jima would suck worse. Ralph Ignatowski - Wikipedia.html
  13. And the dog. Ruggs murdered the woman's dog too. At least Heche spared the turtle.
  14. Summer after our college freshman year, a couple of friends went scuba diving in one of the N. Florida panhandle caves. Both were very experienced divers, but they still got lost. When their bodies were recovered around 120' down, neither was wearing his weight belt. The thought of their final moments still haunts me decades later.
  15. Jesus. I hope it wasn't a league game.
  16. All I can say is to enjoy it while it lasts, because it won't last forever. I was in school during the Bryant era and knew then to appreciate (when sober) the moment. I just hope that after Saban retires, our journey into the wilderness won't be as long or as painful as the last one.
  17. We (Bama) were also recognized by the AP as champs in 1964. As pointed out many times before, the bowl games just weren't that important back then..just a fun trip/award for the players for a good season. Bryant clearly didn't care that much about the bowls as evidenced by his bowl game record. 1966 was a fucking travesty.
  18. Walter Huston-great John Huston-great Angelica Huston-meh Ron Howard-great Clint Howard-strange af, but cool Fuck the Sheens
  19. All three of you beat me to it. It took way too long for Levon to be mentioned.
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