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Capt. Squints

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  1. The USPS commercial with Johnny Cash singing "I've been everywhere, man" over and fuckin over is wretched.
  2. I always seem to watch it when I come across it as well. Too bad they didn't succeed.
  3. That type of behavior might just fuck up your future plans.
  4. You could have a really nice aquarium custom-built for the baby. Maybe provide a snorkel and flippers. Just make sure to keep any curious cats away.
  5. Doggone, almost lost a four hundred dollar hand cart.
  6. *Protons* Good way to fuck up a salet.
  7. Fucking lawyers trying to outlawyer one another up in here. Not that there's anything wrong with that..
  8. At least they were decent enough to numb his hand with a hammer. In some quarters, that's considered quality anesthesia.
  9. Does this mean that Ann Margret's not coming?
  10. This past October we had about 11" of rain in two days. Front yard was flooded af. During the middle of the deluge at about 8pm, I started to step out on the front porch to cook one. I opened the front door and happened to look down before walking out (which I normally don't do) and there was a Copperhead at the door opening coiled and ready to strike. If I had taken half a step outside (I was barefooted) he would have nailed me. Quickly closed the door and hollered to the wife to bring me something to kill the serpent with. She brought me a plastic fucking dustpan.
  11. I recently watched Sommersby. It was okay, but just barely. Dumbass Richard Gere character allowed himself to get hanged when he didn't have to. Fuck that noise.
  12. Wooden and stupid in Fury? He was great in it..albeit a little old for the character he portrayed. You're either being contrary or you didn't actually watch the movie.
  13. You do have a point. So if that's the case, we'll take him, but we don't want the Irish.
  14. By no known definition would that varmint be considered a "man".
  15. Your Mom is greatly impressed with his "range".
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