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StassneyHorn

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  1. ADP changed their formula up about a year ago. They were always off but had been getting better. Article goes into it https://www.bloomberg.com/news/articles/2022-08-30/revamped-adp-jobs-report-returns-with-wage-data-new-methodology
  2. And the BLS report shows 209k. Get shit on ADP. How do I explain Bidenomics to new grads with Series 7 licenses? I need my gainz back from yesterday
  3. New pickup/ drop off spot is the whataburger on Spirit of TX drive. I’ve spoke it into existence. Get with it, or get the fuck out
  4. Buy empty pill capsules online Buy Tylenol at Walgreens Fill empty capsules with coke Put into Tylenol case Check bag at airport Congrats Pablo Jr
  5. It’s gonna be interesting to see what Texas voter registration numbers look like with the opt out policy for online driver’s license renewal. Haven’t been able to find reliable, updated info. Pretty sure this is how Georgia made huge strides by making people opt out instead of opt in.
  6. If you think Trump somehow wins again, declare the states he flips. GA has gone every way for Dems, AZ has gone, Great Lakes states and the abortion issue have looked like no go’s, maybe Nevada? 220k people have moved to North Carolina since COVID according to different websites that track it. 100k alone in 2022. The gap there approx 75k before dickhead had the first violent transition of power and his judges wrecked RvW. Biden most likely wins by a wider margin.
  7. Got ourselves a nice little JobsGiving Eve sneak peek. https://www.cnbc.com/2023/07/06/adp-jobs-report-private-sector-added-497000-workers-in-june.html Of course, these could be 497,000 people who are just returning with open arms to their old boss at their old jobs with old pay that were left to suffer through a pandemic that wiped out a million of their neighbors. I've been told by this by very serious hoes that are very seriously mad. But between Joe Bi-dung stealing clean energy hydrogen jobs from girl-jeans wearing Europeans to losing his bag of nose clams while poppin wheelies on his electric bike on the White House lawn, HOW DO I EXPLAIN BIDENOMICS TO MY FOX NEWS DAD? Should I talk about 4th of July violence in Chicago?
  8. "Dung beetles spend hours rolling up balls of dung to attract females," he said. "But there are some very smart dung beetles that just sit by the side and watch while others do hard work. Then they shoot in, take the dung ball, take the girl and run away with everything. That's Joe Biden.” https://www.politico.com/news/2023/07/05/biden-hydrogen-europe-00104024 The clean energy subsidies that undergird President Joe Biden's climate agenda have just prompted one Norwegian manufacturer to choose Michigan, not Europe, as the site of a nearly $500 million factory that will produce the equipment needed to extract hydrogen from water. And other European-based companies are being tempted to follow suit, people involved in the Continent's hydrogen efforts say — making the universe's most abundant substance the latest focus of the transatlantic trade battle on green energy. We have a new nickname on this jobsgiving eve-eve
  9. Didn’t accomplish as much as I wanted with the SAA course this month, but am looking at 30% progress. Still haven’t had an “aha” moment yet, but enjoying the Demo work
  10. Checked on the 10k I bond I bought when the rate went to 9.68% today and had $480 earned on it. Nice way to wake up to 500 dollars. Pretty sure the amount included the 3 month penalty baked in.
  11. White shades, lonely, divorced t-ball dad checking in from his F250 energy right here
  12. Shut the fuck up and don’t dare defend your post over mine, retard. uh oh I broke the third rail by calling you a retard. Hope it isn’t deleted.
  13. Looks like an ambivalent mod deleted my post
  14. Unless I’m unaware of a sock, he hasn’t made a post since this. Maybe he got right, maybe his socialized wedding changed his mind or maybe he’s a dad now and realizes his kid could end up a certain way he didn’t. randomly thought of this dude just now and didn’t find anything on his profile
  15. Most the time it’s right, just the being a passenger in a car/Uber fucks it up mostly. Pretty good at realizing trains. Did a scooter the other day that I need to check now ha
  16. I switched to Progressive and had my phone track the amount of non driving/driving I’m doing these first 6 months. Sucks when you forget you’re a passenger in a car or have to reclassify trips afterwards to show you were ina a city train, bus, or Uber and won’t let you change cause it’s been a few days.
  17. Was top 25% at the private school I went to, 1260 SAT 27 ACT- got into the CAP Program and was easy decision in 07. Got into Honors Civil engineering at Tech and passed it up. Went to UTSA and had badass government and history professors that made me rethink and change to a dual major at UT when I was only guaranteed Natural Sciences or Liberal Arts. Had 31 hours and a 3.7 GPA at UTSA. Interned for State Senator Huffman and made some good connects at the Capitol initially and had a ton of connects after graduating. University of Houston-Victoria and Victoria College were foaming at the mouth for a legacy, but I had to pave my own path y’know
  18. Should be primary-big Cruz instead
  19. Lotta Republicans gonna be pissed when Sarah Salazar and Daisy Taylor don’t “pop” up tomorrow. And me.
  20. Let’s start something new, if you haven’t gotten multiple raises since the shutdown, what is making you a pussy and not requesting a raise? Bureaucracy? Union? Testicular fortitude?
  21. I peak every morning hitting an overhead bicep pose at 26”
  22. Some band nerds dad is pissed about his beta boy not getting into an alpha college.
  23. I do not give one flying fuck about this link I have not clicked. I have an uncle that has led multiple 5A and 6A bands in the Cypress area to championships and is a UIL judge. Your limp wrist kid doesn’t impress me more than any of his stupid ass stories
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