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Matuka

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  1. Don’t believe he’s darkened the door of any institution of higher learning. He was lucky to graduate high school. What jack he’s made has been by hitting a few events on the MAGA grifting circuit. He’s lazy, playing school is too much work.
  2. Fox News just needs to focus on true stories, like the libs war on Thanksgiving.
  3. So can the eventual attempt to escape conviction be consecutive to her current sentence or would it be concurrent?
  4. Even guilty of a heinous crime, if my daughter or sister were going to prison the rest of her life and I would never be able to see her outside of a visitation room, I would be pretty upset and shed some tears. A lot of lives were ruined the day Mo was murdered. I don't feel sorry for Kaitlin, I do feel sorry for Mo, her family and Kaitlin's parents...in that order.
  5. It’s actually a pretty damn good restaurant, expensive though. Best saag paneer I’ve ever had. They have tandoor ovens. Usually pass through Alvord on the way to see family, a welcome diversion from the usual 287 fare. Local (DFW probably) south Asian women dress up in their traditional finest while the some of the men will sip on a byob 1.75 liter of Jack Daniels. It can be crowded at times. Shame I have to strike it off the list.
  6. My MAGA brother and sister-in-law bought some for their ranch house bout 5 years ago. Yes, they truly were lumpy. Think of a fabric bag with chunks of foam as filler; that was sweet baby republican Jesus’s favorite pillow. As Junior went to school out of state, I used the bedroom 75% of the time for about a dozen nights a year. The pillows were quietly replaced a few years later with something decent. I never said a word (I think) but reality eventually hit them.
  7. Remember, this is the guy who had “martial law” as one of his talking points when he met with Trump and his merry band of MAGA nut jobs right after the election.
  8. Does that mean that lake gets her votes in a run-off after she comes in third in the general election?
  9. Love the Gaap Band; You Dropped a Bomb on me was my favorite.
  10. And that's what makes me think he may survive. Repubs may not vote him out because of that.
  11. He may be crooked, but you gotta admit he cuts a dashing figure!
  12. Tell him he's a 2 percenter, aggy loves to be in the upper 2%.
  13. Be careful of the ol’ milestone around your neck.
  14. The problem with being a propaganda minister is that that when the emperor continues not to wear clothes, eventually the masses figure it out.
  15. They are not of this world. Jesus Cristo…
  16. It’s not just that his boots have elevated heels, they also appear to be four sizes too long in an attempt to minimize the heel height.
  17. This thread is glorious… https://texags.com/forums/5/topics/3406657
  18. It’s always been fucked up brah
  19. “According to published accounts, after quickly getting drunk, Lewandowski was escorted to a banquet table where he joined dignitaries including Trashelle Odom, wife of a major Trump donor, construction executive John Odom.” You can’t make this shit up…
  20. Regarding academic rankings, is this like “The 20 Best Steakhouses in the U.S.”, or “The 20 Best Plastic Surgeons in the U.S.” that you see in airline magazines ?
  21. Why is Maria dressed like a piñata?
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