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DougHdTx1968

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  1. I might could dig one up get it
  2. and his name is waaaaay dorkier than Charles Cleef
  3. Can you remove the fitted sheet?
  4. I shouldn't have to explain this but ghosts aren't real
  5. I have a basement full of iodized salt, for several reasons. First, salt is fungible. There will soon be no more currency, so we will be forced to barter. Second, humans need salt to live. If we do not have it, we cannot sweat. Or if we do, it will be very weird. Third, it is iodized, so you can protect yourself from radiation poisoning by prophylactally eating a few cups per day. Fourth, salt is a perservative, so regardless of the source of your meat, you can keep it edible for some time. Fifth, salt can be weaponized and used to eradicate the larvae of rapidly approaching death snails. You have to get them as slugs, before they have a chance to evolve.
  6. Jimmy is smart enough to avoid alienating his LGBTQ+ base by shaming sex workers.
  7. I heard Jimmy John's was doing buy one get one free sandwiches and obviously this portends a massive drop
  8. A wise man once said "don't start no shit won't be no shit." Probably before the internet.
  9. In all honesty, I bet there are several people on surly who would be glad to take it
  10. Sure thing, Sonny boy. I'll be sure to leave some of my kids on her titties
  11. I bet it ain't the only thing you've been gargling
  12. They are old enough to drink there, sure
  13. Assuming we're able to travel by then, where is the best place for a family to celebrate New Year's in Europe? My boys are 8 and 10.
  14. How anonymous are you gonna be when you're paying for your Walmart cart with Sacajawea dollars once a week
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