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Superhero

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  1. So you don’t like drinking for free, on the company’s time? Okay.
  2. I schedule my staff meetings every other Friday at 3PM. It’s usually a short look ahead, and time to discuss lessons learned from the past 2 weeks. Around 3:45, the ice bucket gets filled, and the whiskies are poured. By 4:30; there usually a collection of about 10-15 people from various departments unwinding from the week and chilling with a drink in their hands. Most people look forward to my Friday 3PM meetings. Your previous boss just sucks.
  3. I also wonder if management thought the cleaning crew was deep cleaning that particular office. ”Hey, is it just me? Or does it always smells like chlorine in here?”
  4. If you don't have stuff bookmarked, that's on you.
  5. It is a PPV event. You can watch it with a 3-year subscription to Trump Media for just $30/month.
  6. Peyton Manning’s sketch on SNL was great.
  7. *shudders*
  8. I know we're ragging on him for dropping that ball, but Xavier Worthy dropped a sure-fire TD pass in the Holiday Bowl as well. Granted Xavier Worthy was not a POS to his team and coaches.
  9. $6 per box? Damn inflation. Cookies were $5 per box for the 4 years my daughter sold them. So glad we're I'm done with selling cookies. But now I need a local hookup. Anyone know of any young girls I can bother?
  10. Dude riffed so hard, he was ON FIRE!
  11. Or just cut off the crust... PS: Don't google pics of starving children as a funny meme because you'll feel like a bad person, which is probably already true.
  12. He'll also slap you around and ask you to join a game where you'll likely die.
  13. I'm so fucking stupid. I was looking at a printed document with tiny text. It was difficult to even read with my reading glasses on. My thumb and forefinger moved toward the sheet of paper, and I tried to zoom in... I'm becoming senile.
  14. Okay Boomer.
  15. Sad that I wasn't paying much attention to Texas football during that time. Would have liked to see more of Sam in action. The greatest hits on YouTube are pretty fantastic of him as a player and Longhorn. How did he drop to the 6th round in the draft?
  16. Too bad Hans Gruber died before he could tell us how to earn 20% while sitting on a beach.
  17. I think I saw that in a Gundam movie. Except it was laser canons. Pew pew.
  18. 2 of my coworkers (brothers) grew up in Pacific Palisades. Their childhood home burned down along all of their neighbors' homes. They shot a video as they rode their bikes through their old neighborhood (cars are banned), and just blocks and blocks and blocks of burned down homes. No emotion in their voices as they narrated what they saw. Truly devastating to see stuff like this happen to people you know.
  19. This is the BEFORE right? Right?
  20. What was she yelling at the end? It sounded like "My TITS!"
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