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Superhero

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  1. I left after 1 drink because I have to pick up my daughter on Fridays. I think most people leave no later than 5:30.
  2. Hey @realgreggym Fuck you and your orange child. Show your face here you fucking fuck and face the embarrassment.
  3. What a fucking child. Who was it in CR that said the children are gone, and the adults are in the room? According to economists, that's actually the best course of action. Fuck me? Well fuck you! Other than APPL, the tech stocks in my portfolio had a slight bounce. But I'm sure the dead cat will keep dropping.
  4. My dad built our kitchen table using 2x4s. Never had new clothes early on. Always hand me downs from my older cousin. My aunt would deliver a huge package of clothes from Irvine to Seattle. It wasn’t until we moved to South Africa that we had anything nice because the exchange rate was in our favor. First time I saw a hundred dollar bill, I thought that was amazing. My dad only made $800/mo. This was in the late 70s / early 80s.
  5. Don't forget the underground subway stations. Taipei also has a few subway stations with good food (at least that's what my parents say).
  6. Magnets. You turn this little spindle in a magnetic field, and electricitah! The graphics on that game were mind blowing for the time. Super Street Fighter II Turbo, Donkey Long Country and Mario Kart kept my grades subpar in 1994.
  7. If you eat the coffee berries and poop them out to see off they taste better than the civet poop coffee beans from Indonesia.
  8. Why? Do you want to be pegged? /NTTAWWT
  9. My wife bought it. It’s been in the snack cabinet for several months. And I’m either eating this some other vile Chinese snack that she has bought.
  10. No I’m not going to let her peg me.
  11. Vodka is not worth the money. At times I wish I didn’t work for a construction company and they didn’t give a shit about weed, because I feel like I’ve been missing out. Even my stick-up-her-ass wife has tried edibles and she is so much more fun when she’s high.
  12. This may be the worst snack I’ve ever had. but I’m still eating it because I’m 4 whiskies in on an empty stomach.
  13. I should not have drank so much whisky before working on the performance evaluations for direct reports. Now they're either getting great reviews, or fuck yous, depending on how I'm feeling. And the manager evaluations are due tonight at 11:59:59. (I should have started earlier)
  14. I do that about 1/2 of the time we go out... FML. I will eat whatever, as long as I don't have to cook it. She wants things not too spicy, salty, sweat, sour, too hot or too cold. She ends up enjoying the food that I order when she could've just ordered what I ordered and I get something just as good.
  15. Do we need to limit this thread to bourbons? Because Nikka from the Barrel is DELICIOUS with a sliver of ice. Amazing value at $60 from Total Wine.
  16. Maybe because I've had too much Japanese whisky and Scotch. But FUCK TRUMP! Actually, I don't need to be drunk to say with conviction, FUCK TRUMP!
  17. Yes. My wife got an oyster pancakes, rice noodles, veggies and soup for $5. A lot of items combos are 160 NTD, at $1 to 33 NRD, this is a pretty good deal.
  18. Let's start with this one
  19. Rode several of them in Costa Rica. Good times.
  20. Sophie, that's YOUR choice to make.
  21. Haha. Need to learn the accent from my Canadian friend ASAP. FWIW, I've started using the word "washroom", which is more accurate description than "restroom".
  22. If I go anywhere outside the US, I'm making Fuck Trump t-shirts for the family and wearing those everywhere we go.
  23. Miraculously ahead in all of my positions - most were bought back in 2013 so most are over several hundred %. Even for those purchased last year (except for ABBV) are ahead. I got lucky and won't see because the tax would not be worth it. For now. Glad I kept my parent's $ in CDs. At the time I thought a 18-month 4.25% was crap, but dodged a bullet.
  24. Buying a flowbee to cut my own hair. Punching extra holes in my belt so I don't have to buy a smaller one. Going to work barechested so my shirts don't wear out. Shirts from England are expensive. In all seriousness, probably cooking at home more, downgrade to bourbons instead of Japanese whiskies or Scotch, stop drinking beer altogether. Re-evaluate our vacation plans... right now we go vacation 3 times per year. Figure those average out to $10K per trip. Buy stuff on the used market.
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