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Superhero

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  1. You would think. Except there were several women (and at least one guy) who didn't know anything about football and kept asking questions and/or making dumb statements. After watching the Eagles and Chiefs go 4 and out on their first drives, the guy told one of the women, "we already have 2 turnovers". The guy needed to turn in his man card.
  2. That too. But this one is on her.
  3. My sister texted last night, inviting us to her place to watch the superbowl. I was camping with my boy, so I texted my wife asking if she wanted to go. Her: I already have plans. Going to hang out with my sister and bake cookies. Me: Oh, I didn't know you already had plans. How come you didn't let me know? Her: I didn't think you were interested. Anyway, you can go to your sister's place. My boy and I get back from camping I went out to wash the car. When I got home, my wife and daughter were gone, and my son was hanging out watching TV. I called her. Me: Hey, where are you? Her: I'm at my sister's place. Me: So not only did you not tell me you had plans, but also don't tell me you're leaving and just leaving the boy here? Her: I didn't think you cared. You're over-reacting. 🤬 Is it just my wife, or are any of your wives just really really shitty at communicating?
  4. My dads group took our boys snow tubing over the weekend. One of the little boys, probably 4 years old, slid down and was picking up his tube when some shithead 18 year old ran him over, and the boy hit his head. Instead of apologizing, just start laughing. My friend went over to the shithead, and he got defensive, saying "it was an accident, chill out". Then flipped out, yelling at my friend saying "I'm a grown man, put your kid down and let's go motherfucker" All he had to do was say "oh shit, are you okay kid?" But he chose to be a low life shit and laugh about it. It's not worth our time to fight shitheads with nothing to lose but their pride. Hope he gets his comeuppance.
  5. Better than people who drives without their lights on. EVERY SINGLE EVENING when I drive home from work, there is at least one car that has no taillights on, and sometimes no headlights either. What is the etiquette to let someone know they are a moving hazard?
  6. Surprised Trump’s ICE didn’t fast track his citizenship process.
  7. Just watched Mississippi Burning for the umpteenth time. Gene Hackman was such a great actor. Too bad he stopped acting 10+ years ago.
  8. My neighbors brought over 30 eggs today. The husband got 180 eggs from an egg farm and decided to share with us. Awfully nice of them.
  9. So we can get extra seasons of Andor?
  10. Are any of the illegals that have been arrested and detainee white? Curious minds want to know.
  11. For a 42 YO woman who looks pretty fine and never been married (or divorced) is a giant red flag. There was a girl from my high school who posts selfies on FB. Never any friends in the pictures, just her by her lonesome.
  12. Closed my x account. Curious what the comments were.
  13. Prison pizza?
  14. Getting it on with the wife Sunday morning, and the kids start banging on the door because they want their iPads.
  15. Who is the one on the left at the bottom? Asking for a friend who wants to send flowers.
  16. Smoot-Hawley, Hawley-Smoot Tariff Act.
  17. I park my cart in a corner, or next to a column if I need extra time to look for something. Eggs, Chobani yogurt, hard tofu and eggs are grabbed along the way. Hate it when people leave their cars in the middle of the aisle. I mean WTF lady.
  18. One is the regular Chobani. The other is Chobani Flip with stuff on the side that you can mix into the yogurt.
  19. She was amazing The Greatest Showman
  20. My son’s derby car (built by dad, and painted by sister) came in 9th out of 120+ cars. This year he wanted speed, so no fancy shape, just a simple wedge painted like a watermelon. I think we could have gone faster if the weights were further back and higher on the body. But oh well, respectable showing nonetheless.
  21. Our grocery list is a shared Notes file on our phones. We start with the store, and everything we need / want from the store is a separate line with a checkbox. If we need it, we’ll go in the app, check the thing we need, and once it’s in the basket, we uncheck it. The let’s-make-it-even-more-efficient part of me organizes the list by how I would walk through the grocery store - produce section first, then dairy, meat, pastas, etc. This also depends on particular grocery store and how it’s laid out. Its pretty efficient instead of my wife and I texting each other to see what we need.
  22. Fun article: https://www.thestar.com/news/canada/b-c-has-pulled-red-state-liquor-from-the-shelves-in-response-to-trumps-tariff/article_9457a82d-b561-5b58-b7b0-5371a181e8cd.html
  23. As if the Texas education system isn't already one of the worst.
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