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F250

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  1. Yeah, but that's in Amish years.
  2. I walked over his tomb in the 90s. The tour guide did it and guided everyone to walk on top of it. Fuck that puto!
  3. I'd like to see that complaint get rectified.
  4. I "dated" two wayward LDS women back in the day. The first one was kicked out of BYU and found herself working as a waitress in Austin. The second one was a early twenties divorcee who moved to Austin from Idaho via Houston. Both were very fun, it was like partying with hot religious crazy chicks on Rumspringa. I guess the key is dating them down here.
  5. I see you have read "Riders of the Purple Sage" by Zane Grey.
  6. Good to see another undefeated team lose today. Fuck you Kirby and also fuck you Alabama. To pretty much everyone in the SEC.
  7. Nice pass. Little impressive.
  8. Elko is singing my favorite song.
  9. This is what Jesus wants.
  10. Public Service Announcement. Be careful with lentils. Yesterday, I was pretty short on calories and carbs, so I loaded up on lentil towards the end of the day to make up for the deficit. This morning...
  11. It was a joke that only made sense to me. Oblate and Blanco road intersect where there used to be a Blanco Cafe just down the road from the Oblate Cafe location. Oblate Cafe is fairly new, mid 2000s I believe. Also there is the whole Original Blanco Cafe vs Blanco Cafe controversy.
  12. That dude will be a new Texas state senator soon.
  13. Oblate Cafe? Is this some kind of Blanco Cafe knockoff? I've never heard of it, but I was raised on Blanco Cafe.
  14. That shit never made sense, and this is what happens when you let an SWT student do math.
  15. GUNBUNNY is a term for the dude that takes all the money shots in a gay bukkake porn movie. That dude's beard is like crispier than a cum sock.
  16. KFC had one too. I ate at a KFC once in the late 90s and I think I am still burning off those calories.
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