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Hank Scorpio

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Everything posted by Hank Scorpio

  1. CTJ is my second best friend and he takes me to Applebees all the time.
  2. We should come up with a nickname for the defense.
  3. I only fly Spirit, middle seat, and don’t bring anything with me other than the desire to get to know my fellow passengers.
  4. I believe Xavier Worthy is better than most of the Wyoming players.
  5. I’m gonna buy another Ford truck.
  6. Fuck you Wyoming. I’m glad we started fencing the range and practicing commercial beef farming.
  7. When are they turning the stadium orange. I want to go to bed.
  8. I’m gonna invest my money with the two most stilted people I have ever seen at Horizon Bank.
  9. Sark has to give up play calling duties.
  10. Whittington needs to cut his hair. Ridiculous.
  11. Bench Cook for the rest of the season to send a message
  12. Our safeties are not great. They are good at certain things, but not great overall.
  13. lol Worthy returning it on a block call
  14. That’s fun. Everyone likes that.
  15. Jesus Christ the Wyoming coach is a salty old bastard.
  16. Every guy on this Wyoming D smokes 2 packs of reds a day.
  17. Worthy you bitch get that fist down
  18. He was barely walking and screaming like a civil war soldier about to have his leg cut off.
  19. Deion Sanders eats KFC wings and therefore so shall I.
  20. When are they turning the stadium orange.
  21. After the first quarter you have to wonder if Sark is on the hot seat.
  22. Ewers out wide Sark you wily bitch.
  23. What the fuck are you doing Sark. No WR room can handle this much talent.
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