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Hank Scorpio

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  1. Remember when a team would score like 4 runs on us and we’d immediately fold because we couldn’t hit, especially when behind, and the game would end 4-1 and last like 90 minutes. Remember that decade.
  2. The best part about Schloss is the winning, but the second best part is the requirement that at least once a game the announcers talk about him leaving aggy.
  3. Sideshow Bob is mowing them the fuck down.
  4. Is that other fake business school in Austin started by that butthurt billionaire still around? Everyone I met who went there was insufferable.
  5. New bet: if Livingstone goes over 750 yards, CTJ has to be my best friend. If he goes under, I have to be CTJs best friend.
  6. Their CF fucking sucks.
  7. Let’s close these fucking rednecks out.
  8. David Pierce checking the rule book to see what happens when a team bats around.
  9. Haha Stewart pissed he doesn’t get to hit against this bum.
  10. God damn I love 2 out hitting.
  11. I forgot what it was like to get hits with 2 outs. Damn you Pierce.
  12. That’s a good mustache
  13. Buncha pop dicks playin grab ass out there.
  14. I want to go to bed god dammit.
  15. ATM could be really good next year if they replace their entire coaching staff and roster.
  16. I think the better question is why you are going down on girl scouts.
  17. Someone needs to tell those guys over there to cool it.
  18. I enjoy all the children dying. 5 stars.
  19. Fuck pitching. I want a 90s FSU team of steroid monsters that win every game 14-12.
  20. So this buys like maybe 4-5 years until the courts blow it up?
  21. It’s more likely Tom Cruise is fucking Duane Akina than Ana de Armas.
  22. Sark has clearly lost a step and Greg Davis is only 73 years old.
  23. The real question is who would want to come here now that Sark has completely lost control of the team.
  24. Gotta think Schlosseneggle is on the hot seat after the last couple of games.
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