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Hank Scorpio

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Everything posted by Hank Scorpio

  1. Just put Williams in and we win. He’s literally never lost.
  2. Probably not a great idea to leave a breaking ball up like that in the future
  3. Smart move by Schloss to keep it close
  4. The shift is anti American
  5. Fucking baby giraffe good job
  6. I did not realize how much I dislike LaViolette. Just look at the guy. Fuck him.
  7. Oh so babies being out too late at sporting events is political now?
  8. That baby should not be there.
  9. I miss the good old days of arguing if Chiles should starts.
  10. Fuck it, does Jonah Williams know how to pitch?
  11. It seems to me that over the last 5 years or so any time a pitcher might need TJ surgery there is a 100% chance they are going to get TJ surgery. But what can you do, every 14 year old needs a power slider.
  12. I’m just excited we appear to have a side arm lefty specialist, every team needs a funky throwing lefty only pitcher. He’s no Keith Shinaberry but I’ll take it.
  13. I like that guy and his stache
  14. I thought we were best friends
  15. Actually they are called Hank Scorpio Underground Learning Centers and the kids also have to build the basement learning center.
  16. Shit I need to open a charter school and get me some of that free money.
  17. Smart move by Sark to go after a backup kicker.
  18. Arch is staying for at least 2 more years. I gave him half of a gift card to Maudie’s and he only gets the other half if he stays next year.
  19. Preach brother.
  20. Surely there are a few chode JUCO steroid monster hitters out there who can’t play defense for shit but can at least mash a few taters. We should get one of those. And a shit ton of steroids. Imagine Volantis all juiced up like god damn Thor throwing 98 and exploding his shoulder.
  21. Why the fuck would we want him. He traded Doncic for peanuts.
  22. We were wrong about Turntine. That’s a full size microphone. He’s huge.
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