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Hornius Emeritus

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  1. You could probably make some serious grifting coin by printing McVeigh/Koresh 2024 T-shirts.
  2. I believe we have the next Surly motto, @immamac .
  3. Completely unscientific, but on the play that begins at the :33 second mark of his HUDL highligts he covers 75 yards in 7 seconds. https://www.hudl.com/video/3/17785129/636969e94210ed087869bef5
  4. A banjo-playing friend offered up this alternate take:
  5. This image looks to me like the culmination of many small aesthetic decisions that cumulatively added up to a look that's ... not good.
  6. I think some of y'all are taking this forum entirely too seriously for your own mental health.
  7. He's a banjo player. It's a banjo joke. Like this one. Banjo jokes are sort of like bagpipe jokes i.e How long does it take to get really good at the banjo? A: Nobody knows.
  8. I had one of those carpet steam cleaners come to my house one time. He'd been doing it for about 30 years. I asked him if he had any great stories about incredibly gross carpets that he'd had to clean. He told me that about one month before he'd been called out to a 90-year-old woman's house to clean a carpet. He walks in and is almost knocked over by the smell of something foul. He investigates and finds the mummifying corpse of a chihuahua under a couch. He asks the lady if she has a dog. She said the did but that he'd run off about two months ago and had never returned.
  9. Why is Kid Rock mad at Anheuser-Busch? I mean, making crappy beer is bad but it hardly seems worthy of violence.
  10. Cain and Abel's being torn down to make way for a 30-story high-rise is the most Austin-y news you'll hear this week.
  11. In case I haven't mentioned it, I'm not a fan of Led Zeppelin. Robert Plant + Allison Krause > Robert Plant + Jimmy Page
  12. He bought a case of Old Milwaukee. Inflation is a bitch.
  13. Yeah? Well that's just, like, your opinion, man.
  14. John Cena just began following me on Twitter. I have never heard of him but he's got 14 million followers so he must be pretty famous.
  15. Just read that Terry Bussey ran a 10.66 FAT hundred meters as a sophomore. His HUDL highlights show an electric athlete but it's hard to really gauge because he goes to such a small school. On the other hand, so did Quan Cosby.
  16. I could be wrong but my reading of this news is that Weisselberg's attorney, Nicholas Gravante, was fired by the Trump organization (which had paid his fees) and replaced by Seth Rosenberg, who will also be paid by the Trump organization. The reason for firing Gravante is that he is believed to be too friendly to prosecutors.
  17. AI-generated image of what George Washington would look like in modern times
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