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Hornius Emeritus

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  1. Well if TTRP on Twitter says it what more proof do you need?
  2. Pretty brilliant idea https://www.latimes.com/entertainment-arts/tv/story/2023-04-09/logan-roy-succession-dead-obituary
  3. You could probably make some serious grifting coin by printing McVeigh/Koresh 2024 T-shirts.
  4. I believe we have the next Surly motto, @immamac .
  5. Completely unscientific, but on the play that begins at the :33 second mark of his HUDL highligts he covers 75 yards in 7 seconds. https://www.hudl.com/video/3/17785129/636969e94210ed087869bef5
  6. A banjo-playing friend offered up this alternate take:
  7. This image looks to me like the culmination of many small aesthetic decisions that cumulatively added up to a look that's ... not good.
  8. I think some of y'all are taking this forum entirely too seriously for your own mental health.
  9. He's a banjo player. It's a banjo joke. Like this one. Banjo jokes are sort of like bagpipe jokes i.e How long does it take to get really good at the banjo? A: Nobody knows.
  10. I had one of those carpet steam cleaners come to my house one time. He'd been doing it for about 30 years. I asked him if he had any great stories about incredibly gross carpets that he'd had to clean. He told me that about one month before he'd been called out to a 90-year-old woman's house to clean a carpet. He walks in and is almost knocked over by the smell of something foul. He investigates and finds the mummifying corpse of a chihuahua under a couch. He asks the lady if she has a dog. She said the did but that he'd run off about two months ago and had never returned.
  11. Why is Kid Rock mad at Anheuser-Busch? I mean, making crappy beer is bad but it hardly seems worthy of violence.
  12. Cain and Abel's being torn down to make way for a 30-story high-rise is the most Austin-y news you'll hear this week.
  13. In case I haven't mentioned it, I'm not a fan of Led Zeppelin. Robert Plant + Allison Krause > Robert Plant + Jimmy Page
  14. He bought a case of Old Milwaukee. Inflation is a bitch.
  15. Yeah? Well that's just, like, your opinion, man.
  16. John Cena just began following me on Twitter. I have never heard of him but he's got 14 million followers so he must be pretty famous.
  17. Just read that Terry Bussey ran a 10.66 FAT hundred meters as a sophomore. His HUDL highlights show an electric athlete but it's hard to really gauge because he goes to such a small school. On the other hand, so did Quan Cosby.
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