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Gandalfish

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  1. Thanks to Bert for giving Surly something to complain about right before half time.
  2. A salute and some horns is sucking up? He’s a goofy state treasure.
  3. https://www.espn.com/college-football/player/_/id/4429121/kalel-mullings Dude had a super name though.
  4. From Columbus Texas, TEXAS!
  5. You actually can quantify pussification. Trust the *science. *It's not actually science
  6. 1. Texas 49-17 vs. Florida. Score = 100.0 (QBR 90.0 +10 for win) 2. Texas 20-10 vs. Arkansas Score = 72.0 (QBR 62.0 +10 for win) 3. Texas 31-14 vs. Kentucky Score = 77.6 (QBR 67.6 +10 for win) 4. We watch the Texas vs. Aggy game. Sum Ewers QBR +10 for a team win -10 for a team loss. 5. We watch the next Texas game of the season (Bowl game, SEC Championship, or First round playoff). Sum Ewers QBR +10 for a team win -10 for a team loss -30 if this is a bowl game +10 if it's the SEC championship. Despite the win, Quinn has slid down to KIND OF A PUSSY, with an average score of 83.2 so far. Please resume arguing...
  7. In before someone starts an argument about “buck” vs. “butt” naked.
  8. I thought Trump already said he was going to be “in charge of missile defense”
  9. 1. Texas 49-17 vs. Florida. Score = 100.0 (QBR 90.0 +10 for win) 2. Texas 20-10 vs. Arkansas Score = 72.0 (QBR 62.0 +10 for win) 3. We watch the Texas vs. Kentucky game. Sum Ewers QBR +10 for a team win -10 for a team loss. 4. We watch the Texas vs. Aggy game. Sum Ewers QBR +10 for a team win -10 for a team loss. 5. We watch the next Texas game of the season (Bowl game, SEC Championship, or First round playoff). Sum Ewers QBR +10 for a team win -10 for a team loss -30 if this is a bowl game +10 if it's the SEC championship. So Quinn is pacing MOST LIKELY NOT A PUSSY, with an average score of 86.0 so far. The arguments go on...
  10. From unincorporated Harris county. T E X A S !!
  11. Texas 42 Piggy 20 WR total yards 316
  12. There is no mechanism in NATO to eject member states. I’m pretty sure all current nations would have to approve the change if they wanted to add this option. Very doubtful countries like Turkey and Hungary would approve something like this.
  13. Heigh Giyz, wutz gowen on in dis thred?
  14. I don't know much of anything about Quinn personally. This was answering the question "Why wouldn't he be doing that?" It's a plausible answer, even if not accurate.
  15. To keep his Sooner girlfriend happy?
  16. Honest question, how shitty is your life that this is what it takes to enjoy your wins?
  17. Surly.
  18. Almost nailed the score, well done!
  19. 1. Texas 49-17 vs. Florida. Score = 100.0 (QBR 90.0 +10 for win) 2. We watch the Texas vs. Arkansas game. Sum Ewers QBR +10 for a team win -10 for a team loss. 3. We watch the Texas vs. Kentucky game. Sum Ewers QBR +10 for a team win -10 for a team loss. 4. We watch the Texas vs. Aggy game. Sum Ewers QBR +10 for a team win -10 for a team loss. 5. We watch the next Texas game of the season (Bowl game, SEC Championship, or First round playoff). Sum Ewers QBR +10 for a team win -10 for a team loss -30 if this is a bowl game +10 if it's the SEC championship. There is still a lot of football to be played, but on pace to be a BOSS 🤘
  20. From unincorporated Harris County. F I G H T !!
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