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Everything posted by Gandalfish
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Vasectomy
Anecdotally, Iāve heard about half āit was nothingā and half āworst thing everā about vasectomies. Mine was the former. About 15 seconds of discomfort per nut, with mostly over cautious tenderness afterwards. Hang in there though. It will definitely feel better soon!
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Quinn "La Joya" Ewers - The Man The Myth The Mullet, Now Starting for the Miami Dolphins
Oh I was talking to all of you.
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Quinn "La Joya" Ewers - The Man The Myth The Mullet, Now Starting for the Miami Dolphins
Holy shit. Genuine question: Is this thread fun for you?
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Buttigieg/Secretary of Transportation Thread
It was not, I'm an idiot, and I'm leaving it because you make a good point.
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Buttigieg/Secretary of Transportation Thread
If I had a magic wand, I'd only have to switch 132,385 votes around in Wisconsin, Pennsylvania and Georgia to change the winner of the election. If I did that, Trump's popular vote margin would only change to 1.4 percentage points. Weird things can happen in our fucked up electoral collage system.
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Buttigieg/Secretary of Transportation Thread
"She lost in a complete blowout man, it wasn't even competitive." Donald Trump won the popular vote by 1.48 percentage points. You have to go back to the 2000 election until you get closer than that. Saying it was a blowout might be a tad hyperbolic. š
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Quinn "La Joya" Ewers - The Man The Myth The Mullet, Now Starting for the Miami Dolphins
This thread should be killed. Drive a stake through its heart. cut off its head with a silver dagger. stuff itās mouth with holy wafers. Burn the body. Scatter the ashes at the four corners of the continent.
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Arch Manning: Scores every way possible
Maybe next season, instead of the Pussy-meter we need a hog-meter. Currently work-shopping the name for the highest category. THE FULL COOPER, or LES GROSSMAN (Hangin' past your knees)
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This ain't CR, bring it back people.
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Quinn "La Joya" Ewers - The Man The Myth The Mullet, Now Starting for the Miami Dolphins
Rules question here: My understanding is he would have to wait until April to transfer, at this point? And the deadline to him to declare for the NFL draft is January 24th? Please correct me if I'm wrong.
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Quinn "La Joya" Ewers - The Man The Myth The Mullet, Now Starting for the Miami Dolphins
1. Texas 49-17 vs. Florida. Score = 100.0 2. Texas 20-10 vs. Arkansas Score = 72.0 3. Texas 31-14 vs. Kentucky Score = 77.6 4. Texas 17-7 vs. Aggy Score = 89.1 5. Georgia 22-19 vs. Texas Score = 70.6 6. Texas 38-24 vs. Clemson Score = 97.5 7. Texas 39-31 vs. Arizona State Score = 112.0 8. Texas 14-28 vs. Ohio State Score = 59.6 (QBR 69.6 -10 for loss) Time to put this one to bed. Quinn dropped his average to 84.8, which changed his category to KIND OF A PUSSY! -- "Quinn, we would have had a real shot this season if you didn't play like a pussy one too many times. Good luck in the NFL though bro." When I started this, my goal was just to inject a little levity into this toxic thread. Somehow the final score seems pretty appropriate though. Still, I appreciate Quinn for leading the team to a conference championship (rare for us over the past 30 years), two straight CFP semi-final appearances, and a return to national relevance. Good luck wherever you end up next! I will be pulling for you. Hook 'em! š¤
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2025 CFP Semifinals Cotton Bowl Tailgate
That looks badass. Jelly.
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Because the war will be over. Right? š«
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Okay you assholes, it's Cotton Bowl Friday, and my freshly-washed balls are ready to be licked by the Buckeyes . . . .
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Arch Manning: Scores every way possible
Listed heights and weights should always be taken with a grain of salt. Combine measurements are accurate
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2024 Longhorn Injury/Availability Updates
He should probably be sunning his taint as well.
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2024 Longhorn Injury/Availability Updates
I know Bond didn't have any catches in the Peach Bowl. Does anyone know how many snaps he played? He obviously isn't close to 100% I hope he can get close before the Cotton Bowl!
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Quinn "La Joya" Ewers - The Man The Myth The Mullet, Now Starting for the Miami Dolphins
1. Texas 49-17 vs. Florida. Score = 100.0 2. Texas 20-10 vs. Arkansas Score = 72.0 3. Texas 31-14 vs. Kentucky Score = 77.6 4. Texas 17-7 vs. Aggy Score = 89.1 5. Georgia 22-19 vs. Texas Score = 70.6 6. Texas 38-24 vs. Clemson Score = 97.5 7. Texas 39-31 vs. Arizona State Score = 112.0 (QBR 92.0 +20 for win) Quinn definitely wasn't perfect. At times the O-line wasn't doing him any favors. (Some questionable play calls as well) He straight up balled out in OT though and won the game for us. He raised his average to 88.4, which changed his category to MOST LIKELY NOT A PUSSY! Maybe our season ends next week in Dallas (or maybe not?), but the man deserves some credit for leading the horns to the semi-finals for the second year in a row. š¤
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2025 Peach Bowl: CFP QF - Texas vs. Arizona State - 12pm on ESPN
For our health.
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CFP prediction week 2: Texas @ ASU
Texas 42 ASU 14 267 yards rushing š¤
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I guess they arenāt even worth actually posting the gif.
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Quinn "La Joya" Ewers - The Man The Myth The Mullet, Now Starting for the Miami Dolphins
1. Texas 49-17 vs. Florida. Score = 100.0 2. Texas 20-10 vs. Arkansas Score = 72.0 3. Texas 31-14 vs. Kentucky Score = 77.6 4. Texas 17-7 vs. Aggy Score = 89.1 5. Georgia 22-19 vs. Texas Score = 70.6 6. Texas 38-24 vs. Clemson Score = 97.5 (QBR 87.5 +10 for win) While there were definitely a few nits to pick, Quinn had a very solid game overall, and the one pick wasn't his fault. He bumped up his average to 84.5, which doesn't change his category from KIND OF A PUSSY. I say keep healing up, play with confidence & Fucking Hook 'em! Let's keep this train rolling!
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Happy Friday, assholes. You kidding me? Playoffs???
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Dicker The Kicker
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