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NeverMarryAStripper

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  1. The cartels own people to wash their money. I’m sure those people would be happy to take the $30 mil and have the cartels dispose of the bodies
  2. What do you suppose that truck's range towing that trailer is?
  3. Not a lawyer, but if the sister is not the executor then why does she have access to the portion of the estate that was not left to her? It should have been held in the estate's name pending distribution I would think.
  4. I'm sure that the people who are into that kind of thing would take it a step further if they could find a way to order human torture videos
  5. I think the yellow is a middle-aged sugar daddy trying to make conversation with a twenty-something sugar baby just before he gives up and takes her up to his room for 30 seconds of ecstasy
  6. Cup holder full of change and an open sunroof
  7. That sounds like the plot for the world’s worst porn movie
  8. He is as Texan as the dumb fucks running this state
  9. That’s not possible because Abbot promised to eliminate rape under the GOP dictatorship. More fake news.
  10. These days, it's cheaper to get a steak at a high-end steak house than to eat at a high-end BBQ place.
  11. Because it's important to them that everyone around them knows how rich and important they are compared to the unimportant scum-like peon that everyone else is. Also, they have a small penis.
  12. Yoga pants are a double-edged sword
  13. That's like being barefoot in a public restroom. What kind of maroon does that?
  14. So your wife just leaves her dirty clothes on the floor?
  15. The Homesman. Great cast staring Tommy Lee Jones and Hilary Swank. John Lithgow, James Spader, and Meryl Streep make appearances. It was well made, but it was very slow and I’m not sure what the point was other than the Nebraska Territory was a shitty place to live
  16. Try watching the game instead of playing on your phone; sometimes, it's actually a pretty good game.
  17. So basically, it's all of the documents that Trump violates and ignores in one convenient package
  18. I have conversations with my dog, and I would make an excellent dictator elected official
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