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Chewy's Hairy Horn

Certifiably Surly
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  1. 15 years ago, I owned a home built in 1926. People would alway comment that old homes “have so much personality.” My standard reply was always “Yep, so true. Mine is surly”.
  2. That really doesn’t narrow it down for me. ETA: I may watch too much porn.
  3. T&P for your girlfriend’s penis reduction surgery?
  4. Maybe he had a private email server for public business?
  5. That second Moderna shot is no joke. Got it yesterday afternoon from CVS and had chills and aches all night. Arm was much more sore than the first shot. Ranging between 50 - 80% energy today with Tylenol. Glad I scheduled it for a Saturday.
  6. Counterpoint: hang it in the bunker and forget about it.
  7. I’m guessing he’s also gonna play “Trannies in the bathroom”, his breakout single from 2017.
  8. It’s not just Idaho. From a friend in Rockwell. No idea why it’s envisioned to be an annual event.
  9. Cause he’s disingenuous twat?
  10. So glad that something warms my heart since ERCOT isn’t doing it’s job.
  11. Womp, womp
  12. She strikes me as more of a personality disorder than BPD.
  13. Attacks. Hmmm.... ever think it could be you?
  14. Let’s see...this should just about do it for her: 10 PRINT “STFU BITCH” 20 GOTO 10 RUN
  15. Just happy he left the desk.
  16. Can’t hear the National Anthem without the urge to shout “stars” each time in appears in the verses. Thanks, NHL.
  17. Burning evidence? Nah, just electing a new Pope. Nothing more to see. Move along.
  18. He plays Candy Land like muh 4 year old!
  19. Why can’t he simply defend himself? People are saying he’s got the best legal mind and can grasp the most intricate concepts of law as well as, or maybe even better than, the great Justice Oliver Wendell Douglas.
  20. Seeing that I’m one of many with true ADD, I kinda resent this. But, given that I’m ADD, I’ve already moved on. Squirrel!!!
  21. Gonna need more mental health dollars for the prison system.
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