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  1. Isn't he one of the pieces of shit that would rag on Obama for making a bracket every year? Ted Cruz is a piece of shit. Can't be said enough
  2. I'm almost obligated to enjoy any movie featuring lesbians that are played by gay women, because there are so few of them that get widespread release, but this is definitely one of the best (still doesn't top Portrait of a Lady on Fire--and maybe nothing ever will tbh). Love Lies Bleeding doesn't hit every pitch that it swings at, but these. dykes. go. places. Hilariously, this might be the most femme I have ever seen Katy O'Brian. Everyone deserves a Muscle Mommy. Between this, Drive-Away Dolls Dykes, and Bottoms, we're having a moment and everyone is invited to join. ETA: this has some of the most explicitly implied gay sex since Heath Ledger spat on his fingers to lube up Jake G's butthole in Brokeback Mountain. Except I'm sure more of y'all will enjoy this compared to that.
  3. Fuck off
  4. Slorch could get a Master's in social work and still blame it all on the parents lmao.
  5. Slorch'd (a while back tbh)
  6. Lol yeah the government totally shouldn't be concerned with the mental well-being of its citizens
  7. Cognitive dissonance a little too much for you again?
  8. safe sex

    LBGTQ

    My heart breaks for Nex
  9. Getting dopamine hit after dopamine hit is really bad for the brain long term, though that's not exclusively a TikTok problem
  10. safe sex

    LBGTQ

    Fuck JK Rowling and any person over the age of 13 who makes being a fan of Harry Potter one of the main facets of their personality
  11. If Terry Funk was still alive he'd kick your ass
  12. This is why "slorch'd" is a thing
  13. That, and no one gave a real fuck about the NWA after Turner bought WCW and effectively killed the NWA
  14. They didn't really explain how the NWA title worked back then, but Fritz could not just write in one of his sons as champ.
  15. Not to mention IV drug users.
  16. She gives major bad kisser and pillow princess vibes. I'm not like, super adverse to the latter necessarily, but combined with the former it's a big red flag. Her earrings were cute tho
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