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Hefeweizen

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  1. Fuck, I have a feeling this is going to be a shitty Christmas. I think chocolate just started presenting for a splenic tumor. Will confirm tomorrow with the vet but if it’s the case he can’t get anesthesia and surgery. Fuck my life right now.
  2. Fucking this. Jesus Christ my knees fucking hate me sometimes.
  3. Those eyes! Even though they can’t see now, they’ve seen some shit…
  4. Good morning, it’s 345 in the most beautiful spot on the planet and I’m up with my pup. Merry Christmas and may you wake up to lumps of coal in your stockings.
  5. It’s been a while. We got chocolate back from the precipice. He’s living his life but I have to admit the stress of caring for him is getting to me. He can’t have another seizure at this point. But he’s my best friend and I’ll never give up on him.
  6. Watched as a family. Wife hated it, kids enjoyed it, I thought it was boring except Krampus slaps.
  7. DJ Campbell cracking me up Right now. So funny.
  8. Glad Dabo went stupid there.
  9. Klubnik playing out of his mind. Between that and the holding, plus Moore being great, not much more to it.
  10. Wow. Take it out of Ewers hands and good things happen. Fucking Sark. Blue, hook ‘em.
  11. lol at this team and their soft mental attitude. They totally go in to halftime and feel like they’ve got it. They play like absolute losers in the third quarter.
  12. lol this defense is on skates now. They caught the syphilis from the offense.
  13. Ewers misses the easiest throws. Once again, the only quarterback that’s this good that I’m glad will be gone. Never feels like he gets locked in and can’t miss. As good as he can be he just makes stupid plays.
  14. Annoying series there at the goal line.
  15. Just don’t apply it to your vagine.
  16. He’s better with a baseball bat in his hands.
  17. Very gruntled with the run game today.
  18. Narrator: he folded like the cheap piece of shit everyone knows he is. No one believes you Chip.
  19. That was a menu degustation for the shit sandwich everyone is about to get to eat.
  20. Nah - Doesn’t matter, we’re going to go the route of default before too long. It’s either inflating our way out of debt or default. As said elsewhere, we’re an unserious country in search of dopamine hits. I see this as the end state and probably some catastrophic event will need to happen to shock the populus before anything changes.
  21. The guy landed the 747 on an aircraft carrier in my opinion. I don’t think blaming him is rational. I know people like to have someone to blame for the market but it’s frothy as hell and it’s super concentrated.
  22. You motherfuckers keep your mitts off my half and half. I’ll keep putting it in my coffee till I die. Which may be soon the way we’re going.
  23. Allahu snackbar!
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