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Hefeweizen

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  1. Headed to between below 20. That’s about a thirty percent decrease. Lots of room to run imo.
  2. I think chefs call that “velveting”.
  3. I would think driving one of those turds is punishment enough.
  4. And still overvalued by a factor of five.
  5. Yeah that’s a bald faced lie. Blips are no big deal but a real retreat in equities is going to panic the broligarchy. Their wealth is in the market by and large.
  6. Amazon is really going down the tubes. Most everything I’ve price checked is cheaper on Walmart these days. Walmart does free shipping over 35 bucks, and prime video really isn’t worth much for the free tier with ads. I may not renew prime again despite my college age kids loving the convenience.
  7. The GLP makers seem to have something the US is going to buy a lot of… we’ll see how it works out. I don’t begrudge anyone staying heavy in US equity but right now I think it’s tremendously overvalued. My US equity exposure is all in value mutual funds because I think they’re slightly less susceptible to the burst coming to the AI bubble.
  8. Not really. Tariff are fucking whipsawing the market. You’re welcome to put anyone on ignore if you don’t want to read about it.
  9. At the outset of this clown show I moved from an 80/20 equity and bond fund allocation to 45 percent value equity, 35 percent international, and 20 percent cash. International equities are trading at comparatively low valuations and I think are positioned for relative growth in the next five years. Feeling pretty good about that decision a month in.
  10. Worst trade war ever. Phony war deluxe. The markets fucking hate this shit worse than anything ever seen before, is making big burly stockholders get teary eyed.
  11. I can’t see a scenario where they give up the sweet DOD lucre they’ve been milking from the teat. I think the assignment of IP is quite possible and setting up a related party at arms length (haha) is how I’d try approach it.
  12. Mexico going to massacre our stonks? Thanks Obama.
  13. The way Europe gets American attention is refocusing their purchasing of military hardware. The defense industry in the U.S. collapses if it is down to Israel and the US buying its shit. I see a real chance that the US slide to irrelevance accelerates this year. China is the big winner just by staying the course. Taiwan will fall on their lap.
  14. Nice humblebrag on your portfolio… I am not clicking that Fidelity link for the next few weeks. No fucking way.
  15. They can redefine it all they want. BLS is likely the next bit of fuckery coming anyway. Private organizations will use their own data. What we’re going to see is the people who can, shifting anything they rely on away from government provided information, because you can’t rely on it. Can’t wait for private floodplain maps!
  16. Glad it’s back up! It was down at about 945 last night with an outage message and she was freaking out. Back to brainworm research!
  17. FYI pubmed is down right now. My daughter was working on a biochemistry paper and the entire NIH database is gone from the web. Fun times ahead!
  18. Serious answer: not drive the fucking economy off a cliff in thirty days.
  19. He knows better than to waste his time. Best he can do is pivot to Europe. You know who is the happiest person in the world? Xi. He just got handed everything he could ever hope for as the US slides into the role of “no way we can trust those assholes”.
  20. Glad to see the adults back in charge. Clearly the world is too.
  21. Not enough spots for all the nazi fucks. The minions will get squashed while the oligarchs can skate. Oligarchy out front should have told you.
  22. https://www.morningstar.com/news/marketwatch/20250228191/the-bro-bubble-is-bursting-says-bank-of-america-strategist-here-are-the-key-levels-to-watch-for-the-nasdaq-palantir-and-more If true look out below.
  23. Skynet is going to be the dumbest terminator ever.
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