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Hefeweizen

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  1. What is a denzien?? Sounds kinky.
  2. Florida is determined to become the biggest shithole in the US. All the assholes seem to win there. Come on Texas, make it a little less shitty.
  3. Going to work out, then I’ll be watching. Let’s roll
  4. The only guarantee is good weather. It will be 50 at the start and about 55 to 57 when we finish. The smell of dead anchovies will be intense because we’ve had a huge kill due to hypoxia recently.
  5. Regarding Chili’s- there is one in seaside but I am not doing that to my stomach as I’m running a half this weekend and need clean digestion. I’ll drink tonight and then the alcohol stops too . Yes I’m a small cat.🐈‍⬛
  6. It’s a whole universe of dickweeds and assholes like Rogan and Elon. Really make me not want to live on the same planet.
  7. Alright you badasses. This old dude is going to do the Monterey Bay half this weekend and as long as I do 230 or less I’ll be pleased. My pace running now is about 1030 for shorter runs and 1130 for long runs. If this doesn’t wreck me I’ll do the Big Sur marathon next year, since I don’t have to do the lottery . Wish me luck as I do the slow fat guy shuffle Sunday.
  8. I went for a long run today along ocean drive. Counted about 30 Harris signs and one Trump sign. Advantage aggy. We’re. Going to. Win… Convincingly
  9. It’s possible. I just don’t think it’ll be close. If it is, I do see violence coming.
  10. I think it’s 350 plus. Could be 400. I think it’s going to be shockingly not close. Polls have been herding and are basically trash.
  11. Nice fumble
  12. What a cripple fight this game is. Scar doesn’t want to win and aggy shits the bed every time they get any success.
  13. lol aggy. You suck as usual.
  14. That Iowa poll is a shocker. Given the bs polling all over it is hard to put much on one poll but Seltzer is the gold standard in Iowa. If this pans out it’s a landslide coming.
  15. She has a child with him. She’s obviously into smart choices.
  16. Fuck that pile of shit. Would not fuck with my stonk dick.
  17. Maybe this time he’ll be right?
  18. Was ist los? Ich werde jetzt nur auf Deutsch reden weil wir sind am Ende der Geschichte.
  19. Sorry I’m a Bruce fan through and through but Maiden wouldn’t have been what they became without DiAnno as singer. And the first two albums are still full of bangers.
  20. Fuck you I am a PICT.
  21. I didn’t have The NY Times growing a pair on my bingo card but I may just have to subscribe after the election if Harris wins. I still want to thank the pitchbot for its incredible contributions.
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