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Hefeweizen

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  1. Or, bear with me here, he really is fucking high on drugs and thinks he’s not going to make it to Mars without turnip? Because he’s been wanting to get to Mars his entire life. He’s not a normal person and his drug use has pushed him way off reality. Don’t assume there is any normal cause effect relationship for this guy.
  2. I learned my lesson on trying to pick stocks based on political outcomes. Hint: it never goes the way I expect.
  3. Inflation down, jobs up, year ending soon… looking forward to 2025 being the big housing recovery. Looks like steak is back on the menu!
  4. It was all theater. It frequently is.
  5. Rankings look fake. I don’t see OU on it.
  6. Man I’m struggling with my kids being gone from home. Both are doing great in college and my wife and I are enjoying our time, but I guess I wasn’t quite ready for them to be gone. Enjoy them while they are around because they grow up fast and you may be surprised how fast it happens.
  7. Bama is faster than Bama and Milroe is faster than Milroe?
  8. Dude they were all Obama appointees. Thanks, Obama.
  9. I liked the Johnny Jolly celebration from one of the dumbshits on the DL after tackling Gibson at the end of the game. Mississippi aggy.
  10. Yeah Bond, Golden, and Moore is pretty stacked.
  11. I hope they fucking commit to the run game in the second half. That was pathetic.
  12. lol Dumas. Really you’re going to try to pass now?
  13. Looked like front of the knee. Let’s hope it’s nothing serious.
  14. Yeah their explosive diarrhea nasty.
  15. That’s the way to end the half. Make Cook carry Moores laundry for him.
  16. That’s what worries me. Very casual about a 4 point game.
  17. Texas offense reading its press clippings. Easy drops like that will kill your chances.
  18. Yeah the call was fine. Poor run and bad ball security.
  19. Blue doesn’t seem like he should starts. I like Gibson better.
  20. Petition to change the title to FW:FW:FW: Longhorn Fans embarrassing the rest of us
  21. First time? Adult ADD is awesome.
  22. Great choices… I would throw in the Gay Place and Goodbye to a River for Texas books.
  23. Hefeweizen

    Getting old sucks

    I can’t really do red meat for dinner anymore. Can’t sleep well and feel off the next day. I also have to limit smoked meat. It really sucks getting old in some ways.
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