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Hefeweizen

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  1. It is pretty amazing reading a middle managers assessment of Twitter programmers based on his reading of Elmo tweets.
  2. Worthy has to be a badass slot to make it in the NFL. He’s not making it otherwise unless a a KR. J Brooks looking nice too! Maybe the O line will finally become a strength?
  3. He’s talking about X right? I think we have 3 rbs that can make a roster.
  4. K Rob is having a really nice day. Fighting for extra yards. This, please. He’s been so good when healthy!
  5. Why keep throwing to Worthy when he drops so many?
  6. Pretty satisfying first half. Bijan looks great. Defense doing enough. Ewers with no major mistakes. Why can’t we do this consistently?
  7. Lol at the Elon fans still worshiping him. I thought after Jack Welch and Ken Lay we would stop seeing this stupid worship of guys who make money. They can be dumb, crooked, or insane. Elmo could be all 3. He’s definitely the latter.
  8. Damn I am happy with this photo. Right at sunset. Sorry to hear about Roux, he looks like a great dog!
  9. Fuck around and find out applies to all aspects of life. Like me and stonks. I just had no illusions that they are a store of money or something to fight the Fed with.
  10. You’re right they’re generally too stupid for any of that nerd stuff. CR as fuck in here today.
  11. It’s not an important tool. It’s a fucking blight with a few positives that are rapidly disappearing. With add revenue gone, it’s going to become a hobby, not a business. Which frankly, makes a lot more sense. Hobbies don’t have to have a P&L. They can be picked up and set down at Elmo’s leisure. But it’s not a business anymore. The problem for him is if he thinks it is a business. All he has left to monetize is data. And its value decreases over time if use drops.
  12. Weird fetishes in the stock market doom thread? Say it ain’t so! I have a great feeling about today. I drank some good coffee, my knees don’t hurt five days after running a half marathon, and best of all, I am not looking at MY FUCKING ACCOUNT today because I’m going to enjoy the day.
  13. I guess there are still clones to listen to his horrible sports takes. I had no idea, either. The high point of his career was getting knocked out of his chair by Chrissie Everett.
  14. Real life unwinding of a high tension spring is going to hurt a lot of people badly. I just hope it doesn’t cause too much damage, but I know it will. I feel the worst for the dipshits who bought in to BTC at 30k plus. There are a lot of bag holders now.
  15. I thought he was a fake doctor who did crypto. Like one of those guys at the mall with a skeleton trying to adjust everyone who walks by. But man, between crypto eating more dick than the sooner schooner and Elmo self immolation his world is probably rocking.
  16. Fucking scum. Hopefully they are able to claw most of it back. Lock him under the prison and throw away the key.
  17. Fuck that noise (I get why they want to check people out as there are some choads out there), and thank you for adopting. Chocolate is a lap dog. He weighs 75 lbs.
  18. Holy shit I need moar! The Elon stans have all suddenly disappeared. Kind of like bizzle and Bruh Man in the aggy threads. Wonder what the similarity could be?
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