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HRSchenker

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  1. Is Rebecca Creek the brand that all of the Facebook groups are obsessed with? I've noticed that the UCUF from Smoke Wagon now collects dust at my local Specs and they used to go apeshit over it
  2. We got police involved the first time around and the call was coming from India. Unfortunately they don't have caller ID at the house.
  3. My grandmother has been a victim of something similar. Guy calls her up, impersonates me, and tells her that I'm in jail and the only way to get out is to give them gift cards from Walmart. When grandpa was still alive he'd call them motherfuckers and hang up but grandma is a bit loopy and would do anything for me if I asked her which makes her a huge target. We now have a sheet of paper in front of her phone that has a password and we tell her to hang up if they can't correctly give her the password. So far so good!
  4. Got stubbed again
  5. This is so fucking cool
  6. MAZI SMITH THE DEFENSIVE MAN FROM THE MICHIGAN
  7. When did Kirk Herbstreit stop doing the blonde tip hair gel look with his hair?
  8. Will Jerry draft the quarter man from Kentucky?
  9. I had to tell a grown ass man wearing an aggy jacket that the sunday promo items under the seat next to mine aren't his and he can't take shit that doesn't belong to him. These people got up for a half inning to get food and this motherfucker just grabs anything he can as he walks by us to get to his seats. It wasn't even a bobblehead! It was a goddamn powder blue hoodie! Thin as a tshirt too. By the way, I'm a season ticket holder but man the in-game experience has been pissing me off lately. Everyone in my section has to get up and leave for the bathroom, beer, food, etc every half inning during the fucking game! Why do morning exercises when I get a goddamn leg workout at the game? I really don't want to cause a scene or start shit but I feel it boiling inside me. I may refuse to stand up until the inning is over or shift my legs instead. It's fucking bullshit. Thanks for letting me rant.
  10. That time slot is bigger than Tucker. The olds don't follow personality, they follow the network. All they have to do is replace him with that white guy who fills in for him and it will be as if Tucker never existed.
  11. Twitter Inc is changing it's name to X Corp? What the fuck?
  12. Please don't be shitty, please don't be shitty.....
  13. Give him the stamp on his forehead, Americans....
  14. I'm listening to Cleveland County scanner. They're thinking this is a case of swatting
  15. "You said don't share with candidates but nothing about sharing it on indeed!"
  16. Can't wait to show this to my wife. I've been looking for a good reason to move to Presidio County and now I have it!
  17. The Austin American-Statesman posted the killer's cipher this evening....
  18. Mack Brown brushing his teeth with butter was the prompt for this one.
  19. Yep I've had full season for a few years at the old ballpark and have them at the new one.
  20. deGrom just had really bad luck yesterday. Most of those doubles and triples didn't even hit the outfield wall, especially the back to back triples. Speaking of bad luck I had 4 sets of fans come up to me and tell me I was sitting in their seats. What the fuck! I'm a season ticket holder so I get to flex that at them. I usually get 1 or 2 people doing that to me in April but never 4 in a game.
  21. Tom Herman as the new head coach of Florida Atlantic 🤮
  22. Midjourney is really good for abstract art but it's dogshit when it comes to words and hands. It took me at least 5 hours of rerolling an image to get the bot to spell "TEXAS" properly.
  23. 28 year old woman? What the fuck? I hate to be that guy but when was the last time we had someone like that be involved in a shooting?
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