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Doc Reeves

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  1. Fuck the haters. If i saw you in a bar i would say to myself “now there is someone i wanna get to know….”
  2. I have respect for missionaries on a lot of levels. I have no respect for people that take their young children who then end up losing their life when its such a surprisingly common occurrence.
  3. Perhaps people are unaware of the radial conservative unified plan to challenge and change small town society in this state until it resembles something from the 50s? You know, rejection of socialism, fuck Biden and all that. There is some serious crazy you guys are in for.
  4. Wouldn’t it be hilarious if his parents helped prepare his escape, for days secretly packing away money and supplies all while consulting a lawyer. On the day he leaves they kiss him and bid him good luck on his long journey ahead to Cuba or Canada as he slips out. He enters the preserve looking at a map and pauses a moment to go over his plotted route when out of nowhere an alligator explodes from the marsh and eats him.
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    is it bad form...

    Missed call no message gets a text when I get around to it from me
  6. Was this a surprise eruption? Why the hell would people be driving around it?
  7. me: good morning honey, are you all ready for school? 4y/o daughter: yes dada, all ready me: that’s great, you look pretty in your dress today daughter: (while striking a model pose) yep dada, I’m a preeeeeetty girl! (Then raises her arm and make the 3pt-nothing-but-net hand motion and walks off)
  8. Well, how else are you supposed to let people know you have it?!
  9. Everyone knows only sluts get Covid right now
  10. my 4 year old evidently was told that “dude” is a naughty/ toilet word. dudes, I’m in fucking trouble.
  11. yup. it was literally unhealthy for him to run as far as he did.
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