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Texasborn91

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  1. This is what winning looks like is mildly infuriating
  2. Moment of contact is really good. Not everyone’s cup of tea… but if you like that kind of stuff it’s badass
  3. What happened to the fried chocolate pie with the brownies? It’s been like 7 years and I can’t believe they never brought it back
  4. My favorite place. Best brisket I’ve ever had
  5. I remember when Mexico was a threat to score at the end of every possession. Now they literally just have to chunk long balls downfield bc they are so overpowered in the midfield. Lozano is fucking putrid. Alvarez is a cunt. Ochoa is the only one on that team I respect and he’s had to eat a huge shit sandwich with the look in the mirror comment. I had to laugh when the US subbed in Musah to choke the game off. They were already demoralized for 80 mins then you have to deal with quite possibly the quickest dribbler in all of Concacaf coming off the bench. Good times. GGG sucks as a coach but he does beat Mexico, I’ll give him that.
  6. I love watching Mexico not being able to hold any possession against us.
  7. That’s the most Waddlington thing I could ever imagine. inside Texas is fucking painful on YouTube. I’m still subscribed bc they do a decent amount of articles daily. But I could go without Ian Boyd telling me about him impregnating his breeding cow of a wife again, or justifying moving DJ Campbell to fucking Nose tackle. Plus OTF has the trump of Gerry Hamilton. That dude is the best in the business.
  8. there was literally just a congressional hearing about this…. They know what it is. This is the Pentagon calming the sheep.
  9. Interesting the Pentagon releases the videos that the New York Times publish stating they don’t know what it is…. Only to about face and claim indefinitely there’s no proof of anything being of alien origin. Other countries have already admitted there is something visiting. High ranking officials don’t shoot at random objects, mis identify balloons, mistake birds on satellite. It takes just 1 claim to be true.
  10. From what I’ve read it’s the same engine but completely different playability. It won’t be a madden re- skin. I will buy whatever deluxe edition there is the second it’s available.
  11. Man I hope they kill this game! Something tells me it’s gonna blow us away
  12. At some point Mexico will only have 7 players on the pitch against the USMNT….
  13. Was using the urinal this weekend and halfway through my piss a rush of warm swamp water tried to cannon blast its way out of my ass. Luckily the sphincter E stop engaged and I choked it off and finished off in the stall. I checked for any stains but I was clear
  14. This is about 15 years ago… me and the girlfriend take a trip to Los Angeles to visit her family. I had never been on an airplane before. I was warned that travel constipation is a real thing. Didn’t think much of it at the time. So we touch down and we are doing the whole Hollywood tour, walking around, eat at Roscoe’s. Then the sensation begins to tingle. This is not going to be a liquid explosion but it’s a log jam pressure on my asshole. What nobody tells you ( or I didn’t care to ask) is that Hollywood is an absolute shit hole. Homeless, druggies, filth, just disgusting. So obviously…. No public restrooms. After about 30 minutes of asking every open store for a restroom I am turned away. My asshole is on the verge of splitting open. Finally we reach the McDonalds…. I am greeted by a sign that reads “no public restrooms” but this is my last chance before I’m shitting next to the bums in an alley. I talk to the cashier and absolutely beg for a key to the restroom. Finally i am granted the key. I run in, sit down, and begin pushing out a massive log. As I’m prairie dogging someone runs into the restroom and begins banging on the door! Hurry up man I gotta go! Hurry the fuck up I gotta go! I yell back I’m trying dude give me a fucking second! He waits by the door. I finish up wipe my ass and flush. As I look down into the toilet the water is draining but my foot long turd is stretched across the bowl. It is so long and stiff that it is sitting literally sideways above the water level. Unless I had a sharpshooter that turd was not going down that hole. I say fuck it. Walk out the stall and I am immediately passed by the fellow bathroom goer. I make no eye contact and rush out, but as I walk out and the door closes behind me all I can hear is a loud scream from the top of his lungs! “WHAT THE FUCK”!!!! I grab my girlfriend and we disappear into the next gift shop. Good times.
  15. homemade bacon used for maple bacon Brussel sprouts. Reversed sear steak with post oak smoke and a brown butter, garlic, and thyme drizzle over the top. Best home cooked meal I’ve had in a long time!
  16. So I’m looking to smoke my first turkey breast soon, what is the benefit of the netting? Helps it Hold shape better? Looks dang good
  17. Saw this dude as a freshman and my God….Hitchcock tapped into something in their water over there bc they churn out athletes.
  18. I have no idea what the payroll for our roster is but the only number I’ve ever heard thrown out is 15-17 million/yr…. By Nahlin so tifwiw. Allotting 33% of our entire payroll to one player seems like bad business, unless it’s Vince Young.
  19. I don’t think he’s much of a recruiter. Just a really good coach. They will be a shell of themselves, which can still be a damn good team.
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