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Fat Bastard

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  1. So glad u decided to start a new thread about this after it was already on your other food thread. Bravo.
  2. JJo looks lost. Getting abused by TY and scared to death of his speed.
  3. Stick to embarrassing yourself with the girls you fuck and the company you keep on FB, trash.
  4. Fuck Keuchel. I want no part of that bitch as a top 3 starter at any point in the PO. He’ll do for a spot start to allow other guys to pitch on normal rest but he’s earned himself a seat for this postseason as far as I’m concerned and a one-way ticket out of town once the season is finished.
  5. Said it as soon as the fallout was just starting to happen and all I heard from you yokels was how much $$$ we were going to make from this amazing deal. Nevermind it is 100% the reason why we lost Nebraska, Missouri, Colorado, and aggy. Now our fucking conference sucks ass and we are about to get our fucking shit pushed in by aggy with claims of being competitive in the best conference in the land and with one of only a handful of active coaches with a ring. We can joke about his whore of a wife all we want, but he’s crushing us in recruiting and we can’t even say we’re improving on the field. This program has gone into the fucking shitter and will not come out of it for a decade until we money whip a big name coach AND start winning immediately. I am going to eat crow. I was fully on board the Herman bandwagon, thinking he was the next Urban. He’s not the answer. And the LHN is the albatross around our neck. That was the 100 year decision that fucked us.
  6. Have had my Purple for a little bit over a year. I actually think it’s pretty comfortable and definitely cool, but for the last 2-3 months I’ve been waking up with ridiculous stiffness in my back. Slept at a Ritz recently for 3 nights. No problems. I then remembered that hotels actually sell their beds so you can have the same “experience” at home. Called up my local Four Seasons here in Houston and the spa gave me a price list. 3k all in for a king with box springs and topper. Thinking about pulling the trigger. Anyone have any experience going this route?
  7. Paramedics got attacked by a penile colony.
  8. Going to Paris in May for a 3 day conference. Would like to make a 10 day trip to Europe in total and taking kids for first time. They’ll be 6 and almost 4 by then. Wife and I did Barcelona/Rome/Florence/Aix en Provence last year so I’m not to keen on going back to Italy and it’ll be too cold to get in the water in the Riviera To those that have gone to Europe with younger kids, what are some good locales to visit that are gonna be fun for them too? We’re not “hikers” so while naturally beautiful scenic places are nice, we’re more city people. Doesn’t have to all be in france. Not averse to going back to barcelona as I love that city and the Boqueria. Amsterdam? Salzburg? Copenhagen? (Never been) Never been to Switzerland TIA
  9. Very common. Saw this once when I was a med student on general surgery rotation in NY. 18 yo male lost it and went up rectum. Was still on and vibrating when he arrived. Luckily, when they took him to to the OR they were able to just sequentially palpate it out instead of cutting him open. The x-ray was phenomenal and was my screen wallpaper for about a year.
  10. Saw this in the Galleria garage today. Figured u boys would like it: Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk
  11. “The Law of Inverse Value: the less you contribute to society, the greater the trauma you can sustain with minimal to no physical sequelae” this is just about perfect.
  12. Praise Allah for Vince Young. That was th apex of my sports fandom. I could’ve died a very content man then. The last 10+ years have been the equivalent of torturing those camel fuckers at Gitmo
  13. I would trade everyone on our starting offense for Maryland’s.
  14. Fuck Ehlinger. As much as Shane sucks, put him in there now. Fuck this shit in the fucking ass
  15. Fuck Ehlinger. As much as Shane sucks, put him in there now. Fuck this shit in the fucking ass
  16. This game compared to aggys game thursday should be he final nail in the coffin for 2019 recruiting
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