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Deej

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  1. Deej

    2025 ACL

    All the college kids at the office bought the same 3-days so they could go together. I had to break the news to them that only half of them could go, and the rest had to be at work. That went over well.
  2. Deej

    2025 ACL

    If you want Wet Leg, South Austin's mom is cheaper, but the crowd is bigger.
  3. Also explains why your mom was never drafted.
  4. They cancelled the lacrosse game but not the prom. Prom theme was "Fuck around and find out."
  5. Hand wash your clothes and hang them on the line to dry if you really care.
  6. Derka is just mad Quinn got to more Final Fours at Texas than Rick Barmes.
  7. This little fella was left behind with another cat by a neighbor at few years ago. He finally decided I'm ok. Very sweet, very small. He wants in the house, now. I don't think he knows Blue would kill him the first chance she got. So, he's getting fed and hanging out in my front yard. Greets me at the door every morning.
  8. And all that with a non-functioning penis.
  9. Sweet Karoline blackberry and key lime pie.
  10. The real joke is everyone with power over the situation just looked the other way. I'm sure that didn't offend you as much as jokes years later, though. But, you're right, lets just never mention the actions of Penn State again. Sweep it under the rug.
  11. Penn State occasionally got into 12 year olds.
  12. Stupid sip. Sankey and the SEC give tu the easiest conference schedule. When you don't play the murderer's row that the Fighting Texum Bulldogs have to play every year, you don't need that FCS team in November.
  13. Big 12 aggy. Spend all that money to finish third or worse.
  14. Plus he'd probably give you a hand job for $5.
  15. Deej

    Pelòns Tex Mex

    Cinco de Mayo. I live in a predominantly Hispanic neighborhood, and Cinco de Mayo is damn near the only day the neighbors aren't celebrating something. Quietest day of the year. Party on, whitey.
  16. They'll be back up to just 'not quite emtpy" in no time.
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