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Deej

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Everything posted by Deej

  1. "Helobious to the white courtesy phone!"
  2. On the bright side for aggy...Jimbo will be off the books after 2031.
  3. Phil Hartman came across as kind of a dick.
  4. Team need to get some tips from South Austin's mom about not drying up.
  5. David Duchovny wanted to fuck Larry, too.
  6. Realtor Peggy and the gentrification of the Mexican neighborhood seemed Austin, though.
  7. I fat fingered your mom last night
  8. When you're too broke to top everyone's raises, well...
  9. They'd pay for the buyout with the money they saved on his food costs.
  10. Ask David Pierce.
  11. Its hard making shots when your eyes are on the sides of your head.
  12. Hot Lips https://www.nbcnews.com/news/obituaries/loretta-swit-mash-dead-87-rcna210039
  13. I would stop at the one in Caldwell on my monthly visits with the dog to aggy vet school. Their Double Quarter Poinder with Cheese was glorious. Never found one that tasted as good. I still think about that burger. A McDonalds burger. I can't even explain it. Im sure its gone to shit by now.
  14. She should take a break from eating.
  15. Elon probably is capable of taking a larger strap on than her husband.
  16. Has he considered upgrading from Rudy's BBQ?
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