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Deej

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  1. The lesson here? Nicole was unwilling to go the extra mile, and the Town Lake victims all probably look like the VP of sales at her old company.
  2. There's no reason for her not to lead the league in rebounds. Due to her eyes being on the sides of her head, she has a greater field of vision than any other player in the league.
  3. You give someone the Heimlich maneuver, and all hell breaks loose. No good deed goes unpunished.
  4. Some innocent person is going to get the shit beat out of them for this.
  5. Not their shitty music?
  6. Do you have this 45 year old's name and number? Asking for a friend.
  7. In my day, summer camp was getting locked out of the house from late May until the Jerry Lewis Labor Day Telethon aired. Your kids are soft.
  8. The camp planning and alumni response has the feeling of aggy and the bonfire tragedy.
  9. Immamac
  10. In the Helobious wing of the Hall.
  11. If the list ever gets released, they need to include their Surly usernames.
  12. "Someday a real rain will come and wash all this scum off the streets"
  13. "We can't save everyone, so why bother?" Are you a member of the Kerr County Commissioners Court, by chance?
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