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Deej

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  1. When Blue was a puppy, I had to take her to the emergency vet. They though it might have been parvo, but it was a liver shunt. Anyway, she was there for almost three days. When I went to finally pick her up, they said as soon as I walked in the front door, she went ballistic in her kennel. Knew I was there. Don't feel bad. He won't hold it against you.
  2. Gonna go see if the taco trucks survived.
  3. Blue skies now in 78753 after 30 minutes of crazy weather.
  4. So extra flopping tonight on the pitch?
  5. She would have to take a good, hard look at herself. Judging by her actions, I dont think she capable of that.
  6. She's just looking for a new way to dispose of the bodies. Toss them in the path of a tornado.
  7. Just the tip.
  8. The Nestande "I thought I hit a deer" defense is going to be a bit more difficult with it being on the water, but not impossible.
  9. https://www.kut.org/austin/2020-12-08/the-moment-has-passed-austins-most-controversial-public-artwork-might-be-coming-down
  10. https://www.kut.org/austin/2017-06-29/what-the-heck-are-those-blue-panels-along-the-lamar-underpass
  11. Maybe the artist who came up with this is too busy...
  12. Her mother wasn't sure which guy fathered her child, so she gave her both their last names.
  13. Why? Since we don't play an FCS school in November, it's the closest thing we have.
  14. You're an idiot. I feel sorry for anyone whose bedpans you change.
  15. Please don't use Jemele Hill and watersports in the same sentence again.
  16. It's aggy. You dont have to do anything to get paid there.
  17. Blue vs a wild, black dingo. It explains a lot.
  18. Im sure Chrisley sucks a mean dick.
  19. Trev Alberts wasn't hired to go on spending sprees.
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