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Ghost of NMAS

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  1. I don't know why all of these Democrat controlled cities have any crime at all. After all, Abbott was able to completely eliminate rape in Texas just by thinking it.
  2. If all ICE is doing is rounding up immigrants and sending them to concentration camps, then why do they need to be training for crowd control?
  3. Add internet access and dogs and it sounds perfect. My dog is pretty much the only person I talk to anyway. I would probably ly have to add a dog or two though.
  4. Abbott will probably try to one up Florida and call a special session to make vaccines illegal
  5. I’m the same age as Oldman and I’m pretty sure that I wouldn’t live for 14 seasons
  6. I’ve been told that Trump’s cocksure is tiny
  7. How many of those shootings took place on the Magnificent Mile or outside the Field Museum, because if Trump follows his DC plan that’s where the National Guard troops will be patrolling. They’ll also probably be picking up trash in Millennials Park
  8. Acreage and Mel’s are the two things I miss about living in Magnolia
  9. Let him call the goal line plays
  10. I think a stripper once did coke off of my peepee
  11. I think a lesbian trilogy is when three lesbians get together, and you're not involved
  12. I’ve had shingles twice so my experience says no. YMMV Second time was much milder though
  13. In Houston somebody would be tailgating you for going too slow
  14. Of course it is. They ran a black woman for President forcing all of them to vote for douchebag
  15. Well, since we don’t have any ability to get any of our force into space the entire Space Force Headquarters should consist of a few guys in a coworking space
  16. 1634 Racine I really wish they would
  17. Just when you thought they couldn’t get any stupider
  18. I just don't understand why the slaves didn't march on Washington to protest slavery. I'm sure those kind plantation owners would have given them time off from being taught to read and having churches built for them. They probably would have also given them bus fare and sack lunches for the trip.
  19. Nobody dares to point out that the Emperor has no clothes
  20. Best I've ever done with my starting word Wordle 1,535 2/6 🟨🟨🟩🟨🟨 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
  21. Good. The crazy driving here has been completely out of hand.
  22. I sneak over a night and swap it out for a pride flag
  23. I guess the Texas women can now get their Covid vax when they travel to New Mexico for an abortion, and probably contraceptives soon too.
  24. I hate the people that ignore it when they have the right of way and try to wave me through first, it just fucks up the system and delays everyone
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