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I uninstall the Uber app almost immediately after every ride because of its annoying fucking notifications. I want notifications on so I know driver has been selected/is 5 minutes out/has arrived. I don't want all the other shit about buying more rides or delivering carrots or duct tape or butt plugs. And I'm too lazy to see if there's a way to turn off those other notifications while leaving the useful ones. Lyft app doesn't send me any of that shit. 

Edited by elfenix
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1 minute ago, elfenix said:

I uninstall the Uber app almost immediately after every ride because of its annoying fucking notifications. I want notifications on so I know driver has been selected/is 5 minutes out/has arrived. I don't want all the other shit about buying more rides or delivering carrots or duct tape or butt plugs. And I'm too lazy to see if there's a way to turn off those other notifications while leaving the useful ones. Lyft app doesn't send me any of that shit. 

Just turn off all notifications until you use the app. 

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Posted (edited)
7 minutes ago, Dbeasy said:

Just turn off all notifications until you use the app. 

it's less steps to install and then uninstall the app than to go into settings and turn on and then off notifications for uber.

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(if i had to log in then maybe, but it doesn't make me log in each time)

Edited by elfenix
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In San Antonio for Christmas. Sweet mother of mercy I'd forgotten how god awful the drivers are here. Completely oblivious. Sitting at 4 way stops like there's a red light. Waiting 5 seconds to accelerate on greens. Everyone on their phone. 

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5 hours ago, PvilleStang said:

ATM = Automatic Teller Machine.  ATM Machine is redundant.

Same with Hot Water Heater... 

 

Signed, the Redundant Department of Redundancy.

You sound like a miserable twat and I have a real problem with you.

 

Happy festivus. 

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