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13 minutes ago, BurntEyes said:

Ron McElvy would like a word with you.

This is so good, and it might be dying out as all of you old fvcks die.

OMG this is terrible. BUT awesome.

18 minutes ago, BurntEyes said:

Ron McElvy would like a word with you.

You kids have no idea.

40 minutes ago, Grande Mart said:

Man, they are finding some ugly people in the crowd shots in this game

the wreck matches vandy for least talented campus in the south

brethren had some talent at the deathstar but not much of it traveled to this game

congratulations @Crockett the priesthood did not look like they belonged until they did

wreck are a real side - this is an important win for your program and the new rig

2 minutes ago, TOR said:

You kids have no idea.

Well weirdo, which is it. Am I a kid or dying old man. I was at the VT game and out of college so Ill let you make the call.

22 minutes ago, BurntEyes said:

Ron McElvy would like a word with you.

ps. this is how you shag

10 minutes ago, mdmost said:

The one Pop Tart wasn’t ready to be a Mormon sacrifice

blood atonement was a thing

6 minutes ago, Hagbard Celine said:

the wreck matches vandy for least talented campus in the south

brethren had some talent at the deathstar but not much of it traveled to this game

congratulations @Crockett the priesthood did not look like they belonged until they did

wreck are a real side - this is an important win for your program and the new rig

Know how I know you've never been on Tennessee Tech's campus?

9 minutes ago, Al Bundy's Napoleon Hand said:

It's like The Banana Splits with the same BAC.

I WAS ABOUT TO FIND THEIR OPENING SEQUENCE AND POST IT. Also, don't mean to quibble but I think blood sugar is measured in A1C.

(Edit: fuck it. Someone has to do it!)

Edited by Bullneck

22 minutes ago, Bullneck said:

Now I'm curious. But there's no photo of her . . .

It was nice. And apparently the network is not going back, GOT DAMMIT!

Apparently I should not respond to this thread any more.

1 hour ago, BurntEyes said:

Maybe racist but extremely accurate and amusing.

1 hour ago, WBT said:

Game Show Time GIF by ABC Network

Ken Jennings is a proud BYU alum.

Sarkisian = Armenian

Sitake = Tongan

One is not like the other lol

While this game may be just a meaningless exhibition game, I'm happier then an NBA player following a negative paternity test.

Dude. Go back to cougar board. You're boring. No one wants you here. Just leave. You're a silly dolt. Eabodadif.

Good god you're dumb... wait you're a byu fan. Nevermind.

Edited by pops

5 hours ago, Hagbard Celine said:
  1. san diego chicken

  2. katy perry's left shark

  3. poptart people

also re: the fans in enemy territory commercial, they should add a vignette where aggy are marching back and forth while a milkman with an open map is giving instructions on how to find pyle

where's @Crockett

I was watching the game not posting here yo

2 hours ago, BurntEyes said:

Well weirdo, which is it. Am I a kid or dying old man. I was at the VT game and out of college so Ill let you make the call.

I was at that VT game but still in college. So I’ve got that going for me.

Hey, y'all, Crockett posts dumbass shit in CR, but that's CR. This is the football board, and I'd like to think we're reasonably welcoming. Or is he doing the same thing here?

Amazingly, I'v seen all four losses but neither of our wins. Damn.

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Edited by Bullneck

I would just like to add that I’m disappointed in my yellow jackets. They had it, but blew it. Womp womp.

5 hours ago, immamac said:

Looks like BYU sucks balls.

They arent allowed to actually suck them...they have to just let them soak in their mouths.

8 minutes ago, RecoveringAlcoholic said:

Says the Aggie....

Congrats! You may have just made Surly history as being the first poster to receive negative reputation on your permanent record.

It's the dreaded scarlet thumb.

Red thumbs down icon - Free red hand icons

3 hours ago, Bullneck said:

Hey, y'all, Crockett posts dumbass shit in CR, but that's CR. This is the football board, and I'd like to think we're reasonably welcoming. Or is he doing the same thing here?

Amazingly, I'v seen all four losses but neither of our wins. Damn.

Screenshot 2025-12-27 at 9.59.22 PM.png

Um, I don't post in CR. You must have mistaken someone else for me.

6 hours ago, bolverk said:

Congrats! You may have just made Surly history as being the first poster to receive negative reputation on your permanent record.

It's the dreaded scarlet thumb.

Red thumbs down icon - Free red hand icons

Oh no! What am I going to do?

16 hours ago, SameSame said:

Two of the better bowl games this year, probably the best two matchups, but pop-tarts and cheezits are both terrible snacks.

They are both flat fucking awful. Good marketing though.

Why do you hate America?

In this era where non-playoff bowl games are essentially meaningless, the Pop Tarts Bowl is doing what it takes to remain relevant even if the teams playing on the field aren’t. God bless Slammin’ Strawberry.

7 hours ago, Crockett said:

Um, I don't post in CR. You must have mistaken someone else for me.

Interesting. Is there a Crockett 2.0 I don't know about?

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