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  • uh, i'm cool with 14 as well, but thus far our vetting process is...nonexistent. if we're going to add two more people let's make sure that they're down to manage their teams and stay involved for the

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    henrygandorf

    it's now a double secret protest. i already sent in paperwork to the commissioner, so you probably haven't seen it.

  • Here's mine.  

Leaving the country tomorrow and leaving my 10 week old with the MIL

Auto draft

Sorry but I will never quit

1.) i was feeling really good about my draft up through like te 7th round, then i felt like i every pick i made was a complete "meh"

2.) it's lame as fuck that the stats from the opening series in japan are counting towards this week's matchups.

I hear your BO. I felt like my first coupe of picks were great, and then I timed out and drafted Carrasco and Bauer back to back. I do not have anything against them, I just would have gone a different direction with those picks. I then felt like I was scrambling to make up stats on a coupe of areas due to those picks.

 

Of course, I bitch now but those guys could end up being great picks.

 

52 minutes ago, BigOrange1 said:

2.) it's lame as fuck that the stats from the opening series in japan are counting towards this week's matchups.

Yeah, especially when the player with stats in your lineup is one that is supposed to be on the bench.

38 minutes ago, Capn81 said:

I hear your BO. I felt like my first coupe of picks were great, and then I timed out and drafted Carrasco and Bauer back to back. I do not have anything against them, I just would have gone a different direction with those picks. I then felt like I was scrambling to make up stats on a coupe of areas due to those picks.

 

Of course, I bitch now but those guys could end up being great picks.

 

ill take bauer off your hands.

1 hour ago, Planet Houston said:

Yeah, especially when the player with stats in your lineup is one that is supposed to be on the bench.

the espn rules on that are pretty clear i thought.  not sure who the guy in question is.

speaking of espn, their new interface this year is shitwater.  it's like i've been time warped back to 1993.  not even a player search on the main lineup page.  neato.

53 minutes ago, henrygandorf said:

the espn rules on that are pretty clear i thought.  not sure who the guy in question is.

speaking of espn, their new interface this year is shitwater.  it's like i've been time warped back to 1993.  not even a player search on the main lineup page.  neato.

total shit.  they used to give you an option for classic but thats gone now too.  anyone found the batter v pitcher option yet?

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Just now, NOMAAA said:

total shit.  they used to give you an option for classic but thats gone now too.  anyone found the batter v pitcher option yet?

show stats > batter v pitcher

on the right side of the lineup.

2 minutes to game time and none of my players are in a starting lineup.

Just now, Fawesome said:

show stats > batter v pitcher

on the right side of the lineup.

thanks!

um, you can't even see both teams at the same time on their gamecast either?  what the fucking fuck?

it's fun watching those of you who don't play fantasy basketball go through this.  it was a big issue back at the start of the basketball season and everyone agreed that the new format, particularity the gamecast, is absolute shit.

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yeah the fantasycast is shit. you can see both teams with the box score but you lose the casting part. very fucked. 

 

 

23 minutes ago, BigOrange1 said:

it's fun watching those of you who don't play fantasy basketball go through this.  it was a big issue back at the start of the basketball season and everyone agreed that the new format, particularity the gamecast, is absolute shit.

happy to amuse you.

having to sit thru a 15 second ad to wait for fantasycast seems like a fucking ripoff.  i find myself wishing the commercial was longer.

so is there not even a way to see if your guys are in lineups this year?  why did they disable things that actually help?

3 hours ago, henrygandorf said:

so is there not even a way to see if your guys are in lineups this year?  why did they disable things that actually help?

Looks like there's a little black P next to their name when they are.

1 hour ago, UTPhil2006 said:

Looks like there's a little black P next to their name when they are.

Or S rather. 

man my little chromebook really fucking hates this new format

 

We may need to find a new venue next year boys

16 hours ago, UTPhil2006 said:

Or S rather. 

still not seeing it on website.  only mobile app.

jenky.

 

5 minutes ago, henrygandorf said:

still not seeing it on website.  only mobile app.

jenky.

 

Ah I've only messed with the app.

Yelich is making me look real dumb for being a homer and taking Bregman in the middle of the first round. Real early, but wow he is on fire. 

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Dropped delino because he was hitless. Then he hits a grand slam. GM of the year so far boys.


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2 hours ago, Planet Houston said:

Yelich is making me look real dumb for being a homer and taking Bregman in the middle of the first round. Real early, but wow he is on fire. 

still mad i didn't get bregman at 10.  had to settle for trea turner.

 

2 hours ago, henrygandorf said:

still mad i didn't get bregman at 10.  had to settle for trea turner.

 

I’m perfectly aware that’s who you were gonna take...

8 minutes ago, Planet Houston said:

I’m perfectly aware that’s who you were gonna take...

i looked to see who the houston fans were picking 5-9 and i thought for sure he would get to me.

that said, in every single fucking mock draft, i got trea turner.  i was still positive he wouldn't get to me.  i like him, but huge and i have him in our nl only league so i didn't want to double up.

i told my proxy to draft bregman at 10, and if he wasn't there, then to take acuna.  he would've been oh so fucked if i didn't make it in time for the draft.  he probably would've logged off and turned off his phone and went to sleep.

picked up the immortal K Wong, he promptly rewards me with a Dong

10 minutes ago, huge said:

picked up the immortal K Wong, he promptly rewards me with a Dong

i looked for him today.  my 2b blows so far.

2 hours ago, henrygandorf said:

i looked for him today.  my 2b blows so far.

don't worry, i'll have a surplus when Moose gets his 2B eligibility in a week or so. i'm sure we can make a deal. Kique Hernandez for Marquez sound good?

i'm trying to propose trades and i keep getting this:

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anybody know wtf that's about? i personally blame rickerson. and fawesome. always fawesome.


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Not letting Derka propose trades may be the death of this league. 

I am not sure, Derka. It is allowing me to go through the process.

8 hours ago, Goo Punch said:

i'm trying to propose trades and i keep getting this:

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anybody know wtf that's about? i personally blame rickerson. and fawesome. always fawesome.


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yeah, this thing stinks of rickerson.

On 3/31/2019 at 6:03 PM, henrygandorf said:

that said, in every single fucking mock draft, i got trea turner.  i was still positive he wouldn't get to me.  i like him, but huge and i have him in our nl only league so i didn't want to double up.

such good intentions down the fucking toilet.

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Odd. I didn’t have trouble.

And RIP turner

I had to drop Hosmer mostly because I hate him.  Fucking autodraft.

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Can I just push this trade through? Any point in waiting?

15 minutes ago, Fawesome said:

Can I just push this trade through? Any point in waiting?

no, you corrupt asshole.  all trades go through the same timeline restrictions.

24 minutes ago, Fawesome said:

Can I just push this trade through? Any point in waiting?

do it.

i'm 99% sure that today was the first day i've ever had in fantasy baseball (been playing since 1995) where both myself and my opponent had a player go 4/4 with at least 1 HR and 4 RBI. And it's a Thursday. Tim Kurkjian is probably splooging himself somewhere right now. 

47 minutes ago, Fawesome said:

Can I just push this trade through? Any point in waiting?

are you fucking for real right now?

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are you fucking for real right now?

Didn’t we push all trades through in the past?


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Looking through my emails trades have been pushed through in the past. I don’t care either way. What are the negatives to processing a trade?



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no, you corrupt asshole.  all trades go through the same timeline restrictions.

Also, how am I corrupt? I’m not involved in the trade?


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what is the criteria considered when you push thru a trade vs waiting on the mandatory 48 hours?

i take the 2 days into acct when i make a deal.  i plan exactly to the minute that i accept a deal so it benefits my team.  it affects starting pitching and hitting matchups.  now derka gets blackmon (the best player in the deal) at home for a couple days he wouldn't normally get.  and two slots to stream pitchers.

it doesn't affect me directly, but you can bet your bottom buck that the minute i get a trade accepted, i will be up your ass to push it thru asap.  basically what you're telling us is "this trade looks fair, i'll push it thru."  so it's all on your say-so?  horrible precedent to set.

i didn't realize this league was being run by north korean club rules.

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