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29 minutes ago, gernblansten said:

I'd suggest the simplest answer is incompetence instead of virtuous agents sticking it to Trump.

Those agents prepare PDFs for court cases and redact things all the time.

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16 minutes ago, Longhorn_Fan68 said:

that's a real doll, right?

Only the eyes...

25 minutes ago, Scheiss Meister said:

The lack of trump signs, flags, and shit is not from any regret or recognition of fault. They, the hard core magats, see the political reality heading into the midterms and think that they are going to have to take violent action to "keep America on the right track" or some similar shit. They don't want to be obvious suspects when the shit that they expect, and want to participate in, starts.

I think you're giving many of those people too much credit. I'd bet a good chunk of them -- in the South anyways -- are the MAGAts who think they have all the guns. They don't expect much of resistance from "librul pussies."

On 12/26/2025 at 3:16 PM, Pato del Muerto said:

Perineal sentience is a rare but serious side effect.  Quit taking {medication} if your perineum begins talking to you, and report it to your doctor immediately. 

And I’m not that type of doctor. Never mention anal leakage to me. TIA

3 minutes ago, ChiTownDoc said:

Never mention anal leakage to me.

Sir, this is Surly. We rarely speak of anything BUT anal leakage.

24 minutes ago, ChiTownDoc said:

And I’m not that type of doctor. Never mention anal leakage to me. TIA

What about bunghole drip?

6 minutes ago, TexArcher said:

What about bunghole drip?

Best act to play at Emo's in 1990, no question.

1 hour ago, atomheartbevo said:

Those agents prepare PDFs for court cases and redact things all the time.

https://www.cnn.com/2025/12/23/politics/justice-department-redactions-review-epstein-files

The Justice Department’s leadership asked career prosecutors in Florida to volunteer over the “next several days” to help redact the Epstein files, in the latest Trump administration push toward releasing the hundreds of thousands of photos, internal memos and other evidence around the late convicted sex offender Jeffrey Epstein.

A supervising prosecutor in the Southern District of Florida’s US Attorney’s Office emailed the entire district office on Tuesday — two days before Christmas — announcing an “emergency request from the [Deputy Attorney General’s] office the SDFL must assist with,” according to a copy of the email reviewed by CNN. “We need AUSAs to do remote document review and redactions related to the Epstein files,” the email said.

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55 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:

Best act to play at Emo's in 1990, no question.

30 people were in attendance. 35 years later, 30,000 claim they were there.

1 hour ago, Brisketexan said:

Best act to play at Emo's in 1990, no question.

Oh, I see you're a newer Bunghole Drip fan. I prefer the lineup with the original bassist before Bob Rock took them all corporate, but to each his own, I guess.

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