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Toro has been a stud in the minors, but so far I'm not impressed. 

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1 minute ago, Mo Horn said:

Toro has been a stud in the minors, but so far I'm not impressed. 

 

2 minutes ago, Mo Horn said:

Toro has been a stud in the minors, but so far I'm not impressed. 

Bregman batted like .180 through his first 70 ABs 

Toro has been a stud in the minors, but so far I'm not impressed. 
ZOMG 5 ABs!!!111!!!!!
1 minute ago, Scraps said:
7 minutes ago, Mo Horn said:
Toro has been a stud in the minors, but so far I'm not impressed. 

ZOMG 5 ABs!!!111!!!!!

Yea it's a small sample, but other than one foul ball he hasn't made good contact on anything. I confess I got spoiled by Yordan.

Let's take advantage of the leadoff walk to Jake

Wooooo!!  Lulz, 62 mph exit velocity.

Edited by WBT

Well shit, Jake and Reddick get on for the top of the order and George gidp.  Not ideal.

17 minutes ago, Mo Horn said:

Toro has been a stud in the minors, but so far I'm not impressed. 

Trade him !!!!!!!!

Javier is been impressive in CC. I hope he keeps progressing

73 mph exit velocity for Uncle Mike.  Couple of Great White specials this inning.

Damn shame we traded great white, these unis were made for him 

Edited by tx 3 putt

TK just said "5 hits given up by Grienke, all singles" and then a few moments later " he has given up 4 singles inclulding a double"

Yeah like i said he has early on set of dementia

When he was reading the the defense alignment he said Tuve at 1st and La Pina playing 1st base

Toro!  Nice wheels.

Good job getting your first hit rook. Please, prove me wrong. 

1 minute ago, tx 3 putt said:

Awesome that Toro’s Mom is there tonight 

She seems like she could liven up a dance floor.

Would have been nice to put up a crooked number. 

2 minutes ago, Mo Horn said:

Would have been nice to put up a crooked number. 

True, however, I’m becoming more satisfied with a straight number.

Need a little more pitchassedness from our staff.

What happened to la pina bat?  Looks like he's back to a regular one.

I turn on the game and it looks like the Astros are playing the second innings of a cricket test match.

The Yuli!! 

f la pina bat

Edited by WBT

37 minutes ago, Scraps said:

Yeah like i said he has early on set of dementia

When he was reading the the defense alignment he said Tuve at 1st and La Pina playing 1st base

Error on Yuli on that grounder to 2nd

Edited by WBT

Just now, WBT said:

Error on Yuli on that grounder

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That error may come back to bite us

Ball hit to 2nd....

Knocked down by yuli...once yuli didnt field it cleanly hes safe

What TK?

This is sadder than talking to my 92 yr old grandma

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