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  2. Yes. If Texas doesn’t win by 30 you should fire sark because Michigan is a literal dumpster fire after the past 25 days
  3. Owner to interior decorator: “Are you sure only one statue on the kitchen island is going to be enough?”
  4. I think they don’t give a shit about the bowl game. He wouldn’t be doing much of the strategy just standing there looking old and stoic everything is for next year. Bryce gets a game to sling it and do whatever with zero repercussions Whitt gets to try on new gear. Texas probably wins 35-10 and Michigan fans are still happy.
  5. Michigan runs a tight ship.
  6. How do I get started? I don’t want bird shit all over my deck or rando weeds growing in the lawn. we have a de facto nature preserve behind us, birds seem to like our zero edge pool but that water isn’t great for them to drink or bathe in I’d imagine. What are the best websites for feeder set ups and seed etc etc. I’m young enough such that I want to help and them around but I don’t need to learn identification. I’m a decade away from that development.
  7. Michigan is about to get housed. Everyone is pissing their pants over this game meanwhile Arch is playing and Michigan doesn't have a HC. This is going to be a dick-whipping.
  8. How does Mich think it’s a good idea to have the new coach step into the bowl game? Seems like they could have done an intro to the team and saved the coaching but for spring
  9. Death to Surliites! Surli is the only true way. Praise Earl!
  10. Send me a DM or email rick@surlyhorns.com
  11. so we were already changing our formation and tactics to play 3 ATB, and now not only are we swi riding our tactics and formation again at the very last minute, but now our best player is playing at RB. awesome. their vibes are so, so low right now. gyorkores my god, wtf was even that.
  12. Am I missing something on not being able to log in to my normal account? I can't find what burner email address I used and when I click the settings it demands to be logged in first to view. Being out on holiday before the cutover did I miss my chance and have to create a new handle?
  13. WTF was that VG. LOL.
  14. The dude who has really only had success with pavia? Nah. I’ll take the coach who has done it vs the one with success tied to one great player. beli without Brady was Brian Daboll
  15. Rice playing RB.
  16. And had QB 1-4 on the depth chart go down with season ending injuries. I don’t know of many schools that would be solid with walk on redshirt freshman as the QB
  17. burner1234 joined the community
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  19. Like go on podcasts that he was told not too. And say random shit in the media trying to force Michigan to make him the head coach instead of waiting for deboer. Telling players to leave and what not.
  20. I thought for sure it would’ve been the coach from Vandy. I don’t think 66 year old Wittingham is the dude
  21. Buck joined the community
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  24. fucking hell. and it already looked like we were going to be playing 3 ATB.
  25. Huh? That's a strange characterization of a voting block that voted for Kamala at a ~65% clip in the latest elections. More Jewish people may have voted for Trump than usual, but the democrats lost votes a lot of places. Sure there are some prominent billionaire Jews that's are pro-Trump, but the Jewish people that I interact with enough to know their political leanings are almost all anti-trump. As a group, Jews are better educated than most, and most educated people see through Trump's bullshit.
  26. Agreed w/ some other posters about all the blank space being annoying. Any way to remove the "Past Hour" or "Today" headers? idgaf when it was posted.
  27. Look at Chuckie over here trying to speak logic and reason to the Surli-ites.
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