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  2. Dammit. Music City Bowl. Was watching the Alamobowl. Alamobowl could have had a gas huffing contest to see who could stay upright the longest. If anyone knows any bowl reps, Iโ€™m glad to sign on for marketing ideas next year.
  3. 96% chance to win with seven minutes left and they Lincolned it up.
  4. He's busy lookin' for a towel and a cigarette.
  5. @Sbbruin get in here
  6. That run was crazy. I was sure he was going out of bounds.
  7. We should start with pitbulls and worry about an imaginary future where weโ€™re banning goldens or poodles and bichons later. All of the other dogs you mentioned could also disappear forever with no real ill effects, these are not endangered species occupying an ecological niche, they are domestic animals bred to do things no one really needs anymore, and plenty of other breeds can fill the pet role equally well. It is not an enumerated right to keep certain breeds of animals. Thereโ€™s really not a reason to tiptoe around this; if Kias randomly blew up on the street, and we live in a world with Hyundais and Toyotas, we wouldnโ€™t try to find ways to let โ€œresponsibleโ€ Kia owners keep buying them and parking them around town. The urge to constantly reach for the complicated, overlay wonky perfect regulatory solutions at the expense of the clear and implementable good enough solution is the tyranny of process thinking. And the very stupid regularly manage to acquire things that are prohibitively expensive. Sometimes that makes the stupid things they want even more attractive. Good enough solution here is fine.
  8. Tim: There he is! Lincoln: Where? Tim: There! Lincoln: What? Behind the frog? Tim: It is the frog! Lincoln: You silly sod! Tim: What? Lincoln: You got us all worked up! Tim: Well, that's no ordinary frog. Lincoln: Ohh. Tim: That's the most foul, cruel, and bad-tempered lizard you ever set eyes on! Jayden: You tit! I soiled my armor I was so scared! Tim: Look, that frog's got a vicious streak a mile wide! It's a killer! Makai: Get stuffed! Tim: He'll do you up a treat, mate. Makai: Oh, yeah? Jayden: You manky SoCal git! Tim: I'm warning you! Jayden: What's he do? Nibble your bum? Tim: He's got huge, sharp... er... He can leap about. Look at the bones! Lincoln: Go on, Kamari. Chop his head off! Kamari: Right! Silly little bleeder. One frog stew comin' right up!
  9. So you're telling me this is Oregon's best win eh
  10. PGFrog replied to Derka's topic in Basketball
    Does anyone else find it a bit amusing that Calipari is bitching about this issue.
  11. Every year we hear the same shit. Then there's posts about "the solution". The solution to what? Random blowhards bitching about too many bowl games? Or their names? Who fucking cares. Bowl games aren't going away. Go watch the Christmas Story marathon.
  12. Now if us sips can win tomorrow, we'll have a game over USC at 10 wins. And the funny thing will be it's a DOWN year for UT, vs., an UP year for USC.
  13. Watching Lincoln Riley and USC lose at the same time is always nice.
  14. You know you can buy the good ones on a work trip, right?
  15. He was not in the least bit scared to be mashed into a pulp Or to have his eyes gouged out and his elbows broken To have his kneecaps split and his body burned away And his limbs all hacked and mangled, brave MANJACK... His head smashed in and his heart cut out And his liver removed and his bowels unplugged And his nostrils raped and his bottom burnt off And his penis...
  16. it's 35*F in Round Rock right now
  17. Officials: "Touchdown, the game is over!" USC: "It's just a flesh wound. HAVE AT YOU!"
  18. The layout's ok. It's not like it went backwards to like the old geocities and angelfire sites or something. Lulz.
  19. his mother were't a hamster and his father smelt of elderberries
  20. Change is hard. But make sure to try the available themes at the bottom left of the page
  21. And this free beer isnโ€™t even that cold!
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