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smuggs

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  1. cross posted from the facebook thread:
  2. Pete Rock has some doozies.
  3. Those guys look like 4 different AI-generated versions of Peruvian Rainforest Aaron Rodgers.
  4. DA: "And when you realized that the Defendant to your right was pulling on your arm, what did you do?" GATORUBET: "I sprayed his head with gasoline." DA: "And as you sprayed the Defendant's head with gasoline did you say anything to him?" GATORUBET: "Yes." DA: "What did you say?" GATORUBET: "I said 'I'VE GOT A LIGHTER... I WANT US TO DIE!!' " DA: "So you threatened self-immolation?" GATORUBET: "Yes." DA: "And what did the Defendant do when you threatened self-immolation?" GATORUBET: "He fled."
  5. He sounds similar to Mayor Larry Vaughn.
  6. Lakeboy should have yelled "I'VE GOT A LIGHTER... I WANT US TO DIE!!" Worth a shot.
  7. Added for accuracy.
  8. Seriously. That is incredible.
  9. We have a siren system in Lake Charles mainly to alert for plant emergencies but also tornado, flooding, etc. It pops off for testing every Monday at 12:15pm. If you hear it anytime other than Monday 12:15, it's time to get your shit together. They also just upgraded it last year to include recorded voice message capability. If fucking Lake Charles can do it I know Kerrville is capable.
  10. What an absolute nightmare. God bless everyone involved. I’m really at a loss for words.
  11. Bud check the thread, I never said a word about Eddie. I love 1984. I’m Jeff Fucking Spicoli. I only take issue with the Purple Rain diss.
  12. “Aged badly” does not compute. It’s an iconic synth sound (Linn LM-1) of the 1980’s. It is synonymous with peak Prince and is instantly identifiable by virtually every musician on the planet. It’s fucking awesome and should be played at ear-splitting volume. Baby I’m a Star = “aged badly”. Lol, holy shit…
  13. “Aged badly”, “Horribly dated” and “drum machine shit” are 3 terms that I’ve never seen in a Purple Rain review before, but I guess you’ll see everything if you live long enough.
  14. Coin flip VH and Purp.
  15. People who post "happy birthday to me" updates on social media. Or invitations to their own birthday celebrations. It's weird. I've got no problem with someone wanting to have a birthday shindig but find a family member or friend to do the invitation shit on your behalf.
  16. Goddamned right.
  17. I bought a Quality Arcades unit when I built our camp. It’s got virtually every arcade game ever made up through the mid 2000’s. Also all games from almost all home systems. Worth every penny. Or quarter. http://www.qualityarcades.com
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