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smuggs

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  1. Definitely makes the "Albums with spastic dancing giants" list. Agreed Midnight Oil kicks ass, btw.
  2. When I'm hungover like a dog and I want the Popeye's dropped on my doormat.
  3. My Grandad had two pigmy goats, Billy and Willy, when I was a kid. They were fun as hell with plenty of personality. But one day they went to live with a family friend after my Grandad looked out the window and observed a similar party happening on top of his 1982 Buick LeSabre.
  4. I wipe my ass with their midwestern-mayonnaised Hang On Sloopy sweater vests. Fucking dorks. FIGHT!
  5. Butter Krust and Big Red at Lake Travis Elementary circa '81. The Big Reds usually got snapped-up first.
  6. They had a guy pumping his stomach contents into a pitcher and Al Jourgensen came up on stage to drink a glass. After that a guy came out and started running meat skewers through his face and ass. I had to walk.
  7. Was at the Ft. Bend County fairgrounds for this one. The Jim Rose Circus Sideshow in 97 degree Houston humidity was too much to handle.
  8. I haven't thought of this band in decades. This is the only song I remember from them. As it relates to your story - this album should have been titled No Sex & Misery.
  9. My blasting point of License to Ill starts a little sooner at 0:01 of side A song 1 Rhymin and Stealin.
  10. Blind Melon fucks watermelons. Or cantaloupes, which are true melons. Saw them at Southpark in 94 when they opened for the Pumpkins. They came out directly after The Reverend Horton Heat and promptly put everyone to sleep.
  11. Tirico was hornballin' in the halls like a madman back in the day. Dude is the new Bob Costas now.
  12. I was just looking at those game stats. Quinn was 24/38 for 349 yards. 3 TDs. Zero interceptions. This seems like a similar lead-up and I feel like he's due to really pull his cock out. Fuck Ohio State.
  13. I saw a Redditor astutely refer to this guy as "Melt Damon". Fucking awesome.
  14. What are the chances we get a Skip Bayless dick pic out of this drama.
  15. xxxxxx - Take off, you hoser.
  16. I gave them the same hair.
  17. Felt like the reimagined version had less rising but more cock.
  18. Can we make it the 6:30 kick, I still need to run by Costco for some new underwear.
  19. smuggs

    Bert!

    Kids with Art Garfunkel hair, apparently.
  20. smuggs

    Bert!

    Now you've done it.
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