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smuggs

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  1. smuggs

    Bert!

    Now you've done it.
  2. Emergency water table/aquifer penetration.
  3. All these motherfuckers freaking out at every single routine pass completion like the game was just won in septuple overtime. Tirico does the same shit on SNF. Calm the fuck down and call the game like an adult.
  4. deleted.
  5. I'm no pilot but it's astonishing to me that ~20 lb. goose can wipe out a ~75 ton aircraft. Although a nail through a car tire @ 80 mph can produce some crazy results so I guess it makes sense.
  6. Make sure to check the tire treads for any melded objects.
  7. My thoughts exactly. I'd add that Lily Rose was fantastic. I'd be surprised if she doesn't pick up an Oscar nod in a few weeks.
  8. Going tonight. Pumped.
  9. Mini-split is the answer. It will resolve the frozen pipe issue and condition your garage for year-round drinking. Do not underestimate the awesomeness of a ~70 degree garage in the middle of August.
  10. I thought most navy on navy incidents involved super horny pant dropping.
  11. I enjoyed the Superman Returns trailer with the Brando voice-over. Another example of great trailer/shit film.
  12. My body is ready.
  13. smuggs

    Power Pop

  14. My high score on Captagon is 1,272,800. Come at me bro.
  15. Years ago I saw a lady get her nose rearranged by a flying piñata stick at my buddy's kid's birthday party when a little fella swung for the fences and it slipped out of his hands. I've trained my wife and kids to keep their heads on a swivel like they're sitting row 1 down the 3rd base line when that fucking piñata starts bouncing.
  16. I want a t-shirt that says "Revitalize Okinawan Karate."
  17. Must have flown off the track at the #5 turn of Rainbow Road. Or took a Thwomp to the head on Bowser's Castle.
  18. I bet there’s good traceable DNA all over that sack.
  19. Vid of him on a call before the shooting. Somebody's about to get served a no-knock visit.
  20. With the clothing and pack discrepancy - the PD isn't claiming all of the surveillance pics are from the day of the shooting. Those smiling pics could be from a different day and/or different part of the city. Hence the change in bag and outerwear. The cops already think he was staying at a hostel on the Upper West Side.
  21. Are you saying the Citibike Scraper did this?
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