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smuggs

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  1. Y'all really want this guy trying to hit an enclosed box from 30+ yards out?
  2. Or they could simply mount a laser device that shoots vertically off the top of each goal post. Ball breaks the plane = no good.
  3. It’s that stretched-out piss belly from popping out 4 kids before 25. Thing looks like the Spalding Pro-Grip that’s been sitting out in the weather in the corner of my driveway for the last 4 months.
  4. Should totally bring it back for a game. Blow the goddamned doors off the place.
  5. "Beetleboobs..." "Beetleboobs..." "BEETLEBOOBS !!!"
  6. I believe the free E-Meter reading is administered anally in the penitentiary.
  7. I like how Karen Bear gave him a smack to think about before he left. ”Fuck you… I’m leaving, but fuck you.”
  8. Lol, they still haven't figured out how to get out of my taco. SAD!
  9. I think we need a pipe-laying fact check from @Steel Shank regarding maximum crotch load forces.
  10. Coonass royal family. You should see the crawfish house.
  11. Perhaps Mitch just temporarily spaced-out while reminiscing about this Narvel Felts jam.
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