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smuggs

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  1. I've always heard that Bryan/College Station is the proverbial Fertile Crescent of subaquatic law.
  2. Loved it. Gonna miss Jackman if this truly is his last one.
  3. AggroCop has two DWI's on his record. 2015 & 2016: https://www.ksdk.com/article/news/local/illinois/illinois-deputy-charged-murder-dui-charges-macoupin-county/63-b1167b53-ef81-4af1-8383-e341359d41b4
  4. Sorry, Cheatle, for the inquisition. I think you don't got it (got it), don't got the strength to carry on, oh yeah. You need to fax over a quick resignation. Now I replace thee, ooh, who will it be?
  5. You're personally having to contact the other driver's insurance company? For any accident that I have ever been in, my provider always handles that.
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    RIP Chuy's

    I don't know which would have gotten my ass kicked faster - that or singing my fajita order in my best Mustaine-hyena voice.
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    RIP Chuy's

    I once sat at a booth next to James Hetfield @ Barton Springs. Big dude, didn't get a look at his meal. SAD BUT TRUE!
  8. "Hey Honey - I'm headed to GameStop to pick up that limited edition Torbin action figure for little Billy's birthday gift. You know, Torbin... the Jedi that committed suicide."
  9. "Sure, I may not look like a Sith. But it helps me sneak up on them."
  10. Disney should hire someone else to retroactively shoot a post credit scene where after Vernestra strolls into Yoda’s office, he immediately senses her hidden evil. And then he force-explodes her medulla oblongata like fucking Scanners.
  11. Had a feeling that final cameo was coming but was really hoping it wouldn’t. Goodness gracious I can’t imagine a season 2 of this baloney.
  12. +1. I appreciate listening to their transition from drunk teens, to experimental young adults, and on to grown men with kids. Their documentary on Apple+ is fantastic. RIP MCA.
  13. I'm back to the world of the living after a two week stint. My 3rd time to have it and this was far and away the worst. Week 1 was an absolute shitshow - fever, body aches, massive headache that Advil couldn't even begin to touch. Week 2 was chest congestion, lethargy, residual achiness and just weakness from being couch-bound the previous 7 days... boy that fucking sucked. 48 years old, boosted, healthy, eat right and daily exercise. PM for pics.
  14. And while also looking like Rocky Dennis.
  15. Missing 2 stars and 1 stripe.
  16. The posting up to this point has been moist to quite moist.
  17. I wonder if “The Doodler” either enjoyed or despised the fact that he was given an Adam West-era Batman villain’s style moniker.
  18. The people hit were in the stands behind Trump. You can see the dead guy’s body getting hauled down the bleachers after Trump gets taken away, followed by the lady shot in the arm.
  19. “I told you - I spent it with my uncle in Alaska hunting wolverines!”
  20. Major outlets (not fan driven) are already forecasting it. This previous episode was widely criticized. When this thing wraps up on Tuesday I think the official narrative shifts to “this series was a failure.”
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