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smuggs

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  1. Especially when there are 9 other white male nimrods to choose from. edit - make that 6 white male nimrods.
  2. He's got a gorgeous set of ears, though. Like a mighty African bush elephant, emerging from a stand of stinkwoods along the banks of the majestic Limpopo.
  3. Probably oughta start bidding on this: https://bringatrailer.com/listing/1978-chevrolet-g20-van-2/
  4. “I’m going to form an investment group and let my parents/sibling/uncle/cousin manage my new-found fortune. That’ll work out swell.” Tale as old as time.
  5. LD has a new slaughter bottle but you better get on it fast: https://liquiddeath.com/products/reusable-slaughter-bottle-black
  6. Written by - @G650 wait for it... Boy Meets Girl
  7. Ah crap. Surlyhorns.com - the only website on the planet where Boy Meets Girl is mentioned twice in a single conversation.
  8. Agreed. LC in three different trims starting with cloth seats at 50K - they're definitely going to cannibalize some 4Runner sales. It'd be cool if they built a 4Runner with removable roof panels and an exposed roll bar.
  9. Christ man fuck it all anyway.
  10. The ability to produce face carpets, yet as bald as a cue ball.
  11. The gay explanation? Whole different ball game...
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