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Pescado_Rojo

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  1. I bet I've seen this clip 100 times since I first saw it Friday. Definitely making the rounds on car tok and Insta reels. If that happened on dry land dude probably gets rolled over by his own truck. Dubai, I think?
  2. Who is the worst Texas Supreme Court justice? Because I assume that will be our next AG.
  3. I have noticed that it took a few days, but all the online constitutional law/infectious disease/middle east history scholars have finally finished their PhDs in Naval Architecture/Civil Engineering and are ready to tell us all what really happened.
  4. Sark should watch that film with VY, then hand him a new play book. The one with AA on the cover.
  5. I think Yass's bet is that if he can get Trump re-elected he can kill or severely downgrade the Dept of Education and make bank in charter schools or becoming the "subcontractor" that provides education.
  6. Yep, that's my take on it too. We had one of those old school 80's 4 door Chevy Malibu fleet cars with a second brake pedal and steering wheel. He was cool as a cucumber about it. "You guys want to listen to some music? What do you like, Rock?" Then he put it on the local rock station. When we got over the bridge and into Bridge City, he had me pull over in a parking lot, looked in the back seat and asked "Who's driving back?" One day later in the week, we're driving around listening to the radio again and the DJ comes on and says "Caller number 9 wins 2 tickets to Molly Hatchet!" I was driving at the time and he grabbed the wheel and whipped us into the gas station we were about to pass and jumped out and ran for the pay phone...he didn't win, though.
  7. Just remember, those bridges were built by the lowest bidder who then had to pay 25% of that money in kickbacks to crooked Louisiana politicians. I'm sure they used the highest quality materials and highly qualified labor.
  8. I wonder why the FSK bridge didn't have these "bumper" piers like the St Pete bridge (And a lot of the bridges you see around Texas like the Rainbow Bridge and MLK bridge in Port Arthur)
  9. We did it first day. I don't remember which coach was our instructor, but first day he was like "okay, who wants to drive first?!" We're all raising our hand and he picks me. We all sit in the car and he's going over all the basics, put on your seatbelt, start the car...that kind of stuff. We pull up to the exit of the parking lot by the TJ cafeteria and I stop and wait for him to tell me where to go. He says "okay, drive to Bridge City" and I think I shit my pants.
  10. reminds me of my last taco bell visit.
  11. I know I've told you this story, but don't remember if I've told it here. When I was a little kid, I was riding with my uncle and cousin when he ran out of gas going up the Rainbow Bridge on the Port Arthur side. He had just bought a brand new Datsun B210 wagon, and I think he was of the belief that the thing would run on the rumor of gasoline. As we passed the last gas station on Gulfway drive heading for Bridge City, his wife asks "Aren't you going to stop for gas?" No, Uncle Jim did not stop for gas, because the gas gauge being on the wrong side of E just meant he should think about getting gas sometime in the near future. We made it almost to the top...we were inside the superstructure at the top...when it died and wouldn't start. Ole Uncle Jim just threw it in neutral, threw his arm over the passenger seat, switched lanes, and backed that sumbitch all the way down. With his wife giving him the business the whole way down.
  12. It's already happening in the Daily Texan thread...
  13. First thing I thought of. Shit, T-Bub's Jon boat might knock that one down.
  14. This cute little thing has been doing the "OnlyPans" bit on TikTok and Insta for a couple years now. https://www.instagram.com/susividal/
  15. Posing with a weapon of mass destruction, I see.
  16. Yea, but see...Trump is a bidness man, and everybody knows bidness men do bidness on the golf course. Especially big, rich bidness men like Trump. Signed: Some guy that makes $18/hr and has $900 in his checking account.
  17. You think more than one woman has had sex with Ted Cruz?
  18. Yep, daughter's High School team did Bluebonnet instead of Texas Relays for the first time this year. My daughter runs the 400 and the anchor leg on her team's 4x400. She occasionally runs the 200 as well, but probably won't run it at district this year.
  19. Okay, everyone ready to start speculation on what type of cancer? 1.2.3...go!
  20. Goddamn, I'd love a reality show like "The Birmingham Hillbillies". Where some random family from government housing get to be royals for 5 seasons/years.
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