But none of this will apply to wealthy, white men and their progeny. Let's go line-by-line:
Education -- who cares? Their kids will continue to go to St. Mark's and ESD and Greenhill and Kinkaid, etc. These schools will simply tack on $8K/yr to ensure the "wrong kind" still can't get in even with vouchers.
Sex -- rich kids will have access to all the rubbers they need. Or, Mommy/Daddy will have the means -- as will the girl in question -- to send the girl over state lines to "take care of the problem."
Masturbation -- best of luck. Porn is readily accessible just about everywhere. The only people who think blocking PornHub blocks off all porn access to Texas teens are 80+ geriatrics living in Abilene.
Guns -- they've already got multiple modified AR-15's for plinking hogs and what-not at the ranch.
REALLY LOUDLY FOR THOSE OF YOU IN THE BACK:
THE RULES DON'T FUCKING MATTER TO THESE PEOPLE -- THEY'RE FOR POORS, OR MINORITIES OR PEOPLE WITH VAGINAS -- NOT RICH, WHITE DUDES WITH MICRO-PEENS